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    They were "chucked out the door."

    Do you suppose in your nightmares that HP Lovecraft might have had a point about monsters?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
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    But it's all just the way
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    Anything by Hewlet Packard can be safely ignored.

    Did Karl Popper? How come Emanuel Kant?

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    Yes, apparently Karl popped Emmanuelle's Kant. Same night Molly popped the football team. Must have been some party.

    If you can choke chicken, and you can pull pork, can you slam ham?
    Obsessed with facial symmetry.

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    Oh, don't be a boar!

    Was Christopher Lee an adverb?

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    Yes, the adverb means 'to have three nipples.'

    Did the tree leave the book?
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    Yes, according to the tree. But the book says it was mutual.

    Do spiders wink?

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    Do widers spink? What kind of a question is that?

    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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    YOU'VE SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE. ORIGINALLY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ASK QUESTIONS LIKE "WHY IS WATER WET?", BUT AFTER SOME TIME IT BECAME MORE LIKE "WHAT'S STEPHEN HAWKING?" And "WHY'S JANET YELLEN?"

    Braille!

    Where do zombies honeymoon?

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