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    Mea culpa: Latin, forgive me It actually roughly translates to It was my fault, something most people will never acknowledge!

    By the way, Danik, the word goes is slang for talk as in "Well Jane goes "Who gives a crap?" and Bill goes "Certainly not you. b----!"

    Slang:
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Slang: What Billy did to the wet beach towel after his mother told him to sling it over the fence to dry.

    insouciant:
    Obsessed with facial symmetry.

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    Tks, PD, I didn´t know. But my definition wasn´t wrong either.

    insouciant: a badly seasoned sauce

    chameleon:
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    "I seemed to have sensed also from an early age that some of my experiences as a reader would change me more as a person than would many an event in the world where I sat and read. "
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    Chameleon: One of the most odious forms of tea in existence, the drinking of which is comparable to having one's face pressed into a pile of sweaty socks. Oh, chameleon! Sorry. I was thinking chamomile. Right. Chameleon, a little bug what sits on a branch.

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    Cam O'Flage: Eugene O'Neil's cowardly cousin.

    Epiglottis

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    Pompey, if you ever make a joke that bad again I may come at you--come at you with the remains of my club sandwich from the diner, and there's no knowing where it may end up.

    Epiglottis: The slightly less serious cousin of epidemic, which does not require CDC workers to don spacesuits.

    Spacesuit:
    Obsessed with facial symmetry.

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    Spacesuit: The approved method of blocking one's thoughts from telepathy replacing tin foil hats. Suits utilized mostly in space, in the 20th and 21st century most specifically; the effects of telepathy decreases as to the square of the distance (measured in EPRs) - spacesuits becoming the final barrier. See notes encrypted: google images: steg file: Omega; key=grumpy cat 999.n.9.r.9.11.

    Space Station:
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    who am I but a stitch in time
    what if I were to bare my soul
    would you see me origami

    7-8-2015

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrion Cheddar View Post
    Pompey, if you ever make a joke that bad again I may come at you--come at you with the remains of my club sandwich from the diner, and there's no knowing where it may end up.
    I promise nothing.

    Space (a/the) suit (verb): to forget what the trump is in bridge.

    Space Station: a place where the best minds on three continents can hear when you pee.

    Denouement

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    Denouement: A thing which none o' these here threads ever seems to head in the direction of.

    And I like your definition of space station.

    Cindy Lauper:
    Obsessed with facial symmetry.

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    Denouement: like a climax but dryer.

    Cindi Lauper: like a singer but wetter.

    Mollified

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    Once again, PB, your definitions are without peer.

    Mollified: Oddly enough, this brings us back to that cheerleader of legend, for her name was Molly, and on that storied night of Bacchanalia in which the ribald humor flowed as freely as the libation, every member of the football team got mollified.

    Rude:
    Obsessed with facial symmetry.

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    Rude: the slippery slope to lewd, screwed, and tattooed.

    Feckless

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    Feckless: Devoid of feckles; a witless Scot; Irish constraint

    Void:
    tailor

    who am I but a stitch in time
    what if I were to bare my soul
    would you see me origami

    7-8-2015

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    Void: That thing which Nietzsche warned us not to stare too long into, lest it stare back into us. Really, though, wouldn't you? Stare back, I mean. Staring is rude, and turnabout is fair play, after all. If someone stares at you, you bloody well stare back.

    Importune:
    Obsessed with facial symmetry.

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    Nice definition of void. I'll have to stare more often.

    Importune: What happens when you stare into the void long enough that it starts helping you with your problems.

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