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    Quackery: A pacifist and quietist movement in the Protestant Reformation.

    Daiquiri

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    Daiquiri: A fancy drink for those who need a faster buzz than beer has to offer.

    Buzz:

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    Buzz: A bit of onomatopoeia describing the intoxicating pleasure of having a mosquito fly into your inner ear.

    Onomatopoeia
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    Onomatopoeia: It sounds like some sort of orgone therapy for the urinary tract.

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    Mosquito: The original name for Mojito. Didn't fly. (Notice what I did there.)

    YesNo, your onomatopoeia line is just about the best thing since Christmas.

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    Slab of Pork: My dinner this evening (with fried potatoes)

    Moose ?
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    Moose: I’ll try to explain it. Take the word “goose”. A goose is the singular form of “geese”. So if you know what geese are you know what a goose is. Similarly for moose. If you know what meese are, you know what a moose is.

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    Mouse: see above.

    Ugly Duckling

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    Ugly Duckling: If biology followed Hans Christian Anderson rules, this would be the incipient stage of a girl's development which preceded blossoming into a total stunner, let's say about 6'2", maybe an international tennis champion. Sadly, Hans Christian was an old pedo who liked to creep around impressionable school children. They even built a mermaid statue in Copenhagen as a warning to future generations.

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    Marty McFly: Scottish version of Spanish Fly.



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    Cleanser: French for "to cleanse"

    Repugnant

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    Repugnant: cold coffee that's been sitting on the nightstand all night.

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    Inveterate: believe it or not it means the same thing as veterate.

    Defenestration

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    Defenestration: The act of throwing someone out a window. And I mean from a high floor. You just watch yourself, Pompey, my old son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrion Cheddar View Post
    Defenestration: The act of throwing someone out a window. And I mean from a high floor. You just watch yourself, Pompey, my old son.
    Duly noted.

    Thighmaster: Not nearly as much fun as Thighmistress.

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