Random Thought of the Day

[Tyrion Cheddar]

Yup, likewise I'm selling this choice Arizona property:
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[Sancho]

So, I've been city-hiking Manhattan for the past two days, throwing elbows, head-faking taxicabs, and being a general nuisance to my fellow sidewalk travelers. That said, I've formulated the following philosophy:

In a perfect world, walking would be like riding a bicycle - if you don't do it fast enough, you fall over.

[Tyrion Cheddar]

So, I've been city-hiking Manhattan for the past two days, throwing elbows, head-faking taxicabs, and being a general nuisance to my fellow sidewalk travelers. That said, I've formulated the following philosophy:

In a perfect world, walking would be like riding a bicycle - if you don't do it fast enough, you fall over.

Well said. There's a nod to the Segway in there somewhere, since Dean Kamen intended it to be the next logical evolutionary step from walking. I think they could make a comeback if we were legally allowed to rev them up to full speed and run over much slower pedestrians, with their less evolved bipedal activity. It has a Darwinian logic to it. What do you think?

[Calidore]

In a perfect world, walking would be like riding a bicycle - if you don't do it fast enough, you fall over.

Actually, if you think about it, that's pretty much how it works. Walking is just a controlled fall; if you don't get the other leg forward quickly enough to prop you up, down you go.

[Tyrion Cheddar]

Actually, if you think about it, that's pretty much how it works. Walking is just a controlled fall; if you don't get the other leg forward quickly enough to prop you up, down you go.

Indeed. And speaking of getting things up, any other middle-aged men here? (That was a little joke. Just a little joke.)

[Sancho]

Well the boys down at the gym have started calling me the human tripod. I'm not sure why.

But in all honesty, I'd rather have my balls pounded flat with a wooden mallet than climb on a Segway. That contraption would rob me of a good walk. I feel great when I'm in motion. Everything works better - circulation, respiration, nervous system. My mind works better. I have ideas. I get hornier than usual. I'd rather walk than ride. I'd rather take the stairs than the elevator. I'd rather pedal a bicycle than ride a motorbike. I'd rather paddle a canoe than float in a motorboat.

I love the West African greeting - "How da body." I had a friend from Dakar who would always greet me with - "Aye, Sancho, How da Body?" I'd smile and pat my chest, belly, thighs, and lower legs and reply - "Da body good today."

Keep moving, my friends. You stop, you rust.

[Tyrion Cheddar]

Well the boys down at the gym have started calling me the human tripod. I'm not sure why.

But in all honesty, I'd rather have my balls pounded flat with a wooden mallet than climb on a Segway. That contraption would rob me of a good walk. I feel great when I'm in motion. Everything works better - circulation, respiration, nervous system. My mind works better. I have ideas. I get hornier than usual. I'd rather walk than ride. I'd rather take the stairs than the elevator. I'd rather pedal a bicycle than ride a motorbike. I'd rather paddle a canoe than float in a motorboat.

I love the West African greeting - "How da body." I had a friend from Dakar who would always greet me with - "Aye, Sancho, How da Body?" I'd smile and pat my chest, belly, thighs, and lower legs and reply - "Da body good today."

Keep moving, my friends. You stop, you rust.

I couldn't have said it better, Tripod. And the connection between exercise and horniness, ooh baby. Weight training and cardio, that's my secret. That and four bottles of Viagra.

[Sancho]

Hey! What's with all the Hangul data dumps on this website?

Kim Jong?

You here?

[Tyrion Cheddar]

Hey! What's with all the Hangul data dumps on this website?

Kim Jong?

You here?

So weird because when I logged in earlier and the whole site was spammed with Korean, I was going to post the same question. And thanks for teaching me that Hangul is the name of the Korean alphabet. As for Kim Jong, how I wish we could put him in a blonde wig and cast him as one of the females in Blacks on Blondes 4: Anal Without Mercy.

[Sancho]

So I went to The Safeway grocery store today and evidently they are okay with hucksters hanging out and plying their wares in front of the store. So I'm here to tell ya that El Sancho can eat an entire box of Girl Scout Cookies (Peanut Butter Tagalongs) in one sitting.

[MANICHAEAN]

Is atheism a non-prophet organization?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him . . . is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

[Helga]

I think tea will pour out of my ears soon

[Tyrion Cheddar]

So I went to The Safeway grocery store today and evidently they are okay with hucksters hanging out and plying their wares in front of the store. So I'm here to tell ya that El Sancho can eat an entire box of Girl Scout Cookies (Peanut Butter Tagalongs) in one sitting.

Oh, dude, don't get me started. I've just been recovering from one of my rare but persistent breakdowns in which I inhale whole boxes of Pepperidge Farm cookies or Entenmann's cakes. Man, that sugar jones is something else, isn't it.

[Tyrion Cheddar]

So I went to The Safeway grocery store today and evidently they are okay with hucksters hanging out and plying their wares in front of the store. So I'm here to tell ya that El Sancho can eat an entire box of Girl Scout Cookies (Peanut Butter Tagalongs) in one sitting.

Oh, dude, don't get me started. I've just been recovering from one of my rare but persistent breakdowns in which I inhale whole boxes of Pepperidge Farm cookies or Entenmann's cakes. Man, that sugar jones is something else, isn't it.

[Tyrion Cheddar]

I think tea will pour out of my ears soon

Heh. It pours out of me by the gallon. Unfortunately not my ears, so I have to get out of bed. ;-)