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    And Pam accompanied Pam to the Halloween soirée dressed as Howdy Doody
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    Pam sustains his extravagant lifestyle by supplementing his income as a payote farmer with a cunning sideline in cockroach sexing....

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    despite his apparent lack of supernatural powers, pam is nevertheless an integral and valued part of the justice league of America!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bounty View Post
    despite his apparent lack of supernatural powers, pam is nevertheless an integral and valued part of the justice league of America!
    Hmmm, flight, strength and living armour... Yeah, bit measly really, compared with x-ray vision and the ability to fly, oh and being impervious to... Well everything except Lois Lane really... But then, kryptonite doesn't bother me at all Oh, and I'm not American. Pam should not believe everything he reads in comic books!

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    Pam's true supernatural power is the ability to produce, at will, a roughly twenty cubic-yard cloud of curry-based flatus, which has, incidentally, prematurely ended many an afternoon tea party.
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    Pam is a true trail blazer for economy motoring - Sancho Panzer... Berlin to Warsaw with one tank!

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    PAM makes all his clothes from socks he's stolen from other people.
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    Doesn't everyone?

    Pam preserves the victims of her cooking in a large (and overstuffed) chest freezer in her basement....

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    PAM likes to be called Whiskers and wears catnip suits so cats will follow him around town.
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    Aparently, Pam thinks that other people wear catnip socks! Think about it! If this is the case, Whiskers will have to compete with the entire population of the planet for the attention of cats... Incidentally, Pam is wanted by the DEA for dealing in catnip.
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    PAM eats his boogers.
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    Pam eats kittens and coughs up hairballs.

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    PAM has posters of One Direction and Justin Beiber in his apartment.
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    Pam eats poodles with chilli sauce when she can't get kittens

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    PAM has an imaginary pet goose named Fabriana.
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