Sasquatch: Big and lumbering, but not there either.
Angel
Sasquatch: Big and lumbering, but not there either.
Angel
Angel: Human figure with wings, despite this description of angels being nowhere in the KJB. There are flying creatures, seraphim for example have six wings; cherubim; is a winged angelic being described as a lion or bull with eagles' wings and a human face, and the creatures described by such people as Ezekiel, Daniel, and St John on Patmos in Revelations. No human with wings. Hummmm...
Gargoyle:
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
This confirms that Paul McCartney isn't human.Originally Posted by Pendragon
Gargoyle: To talk like Popeye's girlfriend through liquid held in your mouth. Should only be attempted by professionals.
Antidote
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Angel: a ghost in drag.
Antidote: a short or amusing story about having survived poisoning.
Bubonic plague
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Angel: A pole dancer at the Devil’s Delight Gentlemen’s Club.
Antidote: The real author of “Maresiedotes”.
Gargoyle: An extra virgin dragon oil.
Bubonic Plague: An attempt by microbes to level the playing field.
Extra Virgin:
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Extra Virgin: An impossibility, as virginity can only be lost once. There is no take back. This is a culinary term used to make non-chefs feel like Gordon Ramsey...
Hell's Kitchen:
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Hell’s Kitchen: More than one needs to know about how one’s food is prepared. Or, a good reason to be glad you cancelled your cable subscription.
Barbecue:
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Gargoyle: A female toothed and armored fish found in the brackish swamps of southern Florida. See Alligator Gargoyle.
Barbecue: French for BBQ.
Caviar
Caviar: Fancy culinary term designed to make snooty people forget they are eating fish eggs
Oyster:
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Oyster: A disgusting delicacy best served with a loaf of bread and butter and seasoned with pepper and vinegar and fit for a weepy walrus and his carpenter companion.
Delicacy:
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Oyster: a glorious beast best taken with horseradish and champagne while the stench of magnolia and streetwalkers drifts with fog through a warm New Orleans night.
Look YN, my pagan side came out!
Delicacy: an item of viscera fit for none but the honored guest. (Translation: you eat it!)
Tofu
It occurred to me I'm probably not a fancy believer in the New Age as I've often thought, but just an ordinary, old-fashioned pagan.Look YN, my pagan side came out!
Tofu: Another uncanny transformation of the lowly soybean into something believed to be edible.
Pagan:
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Pagan: a nature worshipper; in Ancient Rome, one who rooted for the lions.
Apostate
Apostate: One of the many reasons to burn someone at the stake thereby giving them a brief preview of the hell-fire they will soon enjoy for supposedly eternity.
Burning at the stake:
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Burning at the stake: letting the charcoal get too hot at the Labor Day cookout; see well done.
Hot cocoa
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