Hair Transplant: To move hair from where you don't want it, say underarms, to where you do want it, on your head. Because nothing is as sexy as clumps of smelly armpit hair sticking up like hog bristles on one's head.
Face Lift:
Hair Transplant: To move hair from where you don't want it, say underarms, to where you do want it, on your head. Because nothing is as sexy as clumps of smelly armpit hair sticking up like hog bristles on one's head.
Face Lift:
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Face Lift: Standing up
Hangnail
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Hangnail: What is used to put pictures on the wall
Duct Tape
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. ~ Edgar Allan Poe
Duct Tape: The only proven way to shut a duck up.
When columbine droops blooms in spring,
Then little Willie loves to sing.
So harsh and wintry is his voice
That duct tape is our only choice.
Swan:
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Swan: An elegant and snobbish goose
Ballet
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. ~ Edgar Allan Poe
Ballet: an elegant and snobbish bump and grind.
Tango
Tango: Milltary speak for the letter T
Waltz
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. ~ Edgar Allan Poe
Tango: sex before reliable birth control.
Waltz: dating before the drive-in was invented.
Jitterbug?
Jitterbug: Well, we have June Bugs here which are actually 17 year locusts. So a Jitterbug would be an intoxicated June Bug.
Moth:
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Moth: Nocturnal butterfly
Dragonfly
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. ~ Edgar Allan Poe
Dragonfly: Yes, usually.
Plankton
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Plankton: A weight measure for wooden planks
Crawdad
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. ~ Edgar Allan Poe
Crawdad: Miniature lobsters cooked and sold in the Southern USA. Tried 'em in the Carolina's. It must be an acquired taste.
BTW, Dark Muse: Moth: Hippy Butterfly that gets stoned at every street light.
Hippy:
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Hippy: A 1960’s political-fashion statement with beads, fancy-patched bell-bottom jeans, long flowing hair even on males, taking tokes on cigarettes passed around, going to protests and music festivals and not sure which one was which, talking about peace and love and communes and living off the land, not able to use their draft card as ID at the local greasy spoon because they either lost it or burnt it at the student sit-in last week or they were females and didn’t have one or they were already in Vietnam.
Oldies But Goodies
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Jitterbug: a June Bug on Heisenberg's blue meth.Originally Posted by Pendragon
Moth: the undead of the butterfly world.
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
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