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    Something out of nothing

    How does Achilles heel?
    Before sunlight can shine through a window, the blinds must be raised - American Proverb

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    You pull up on his leash.

    Who is Bob, and what does his being your Uncle matter?
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    Don't you dare talk about my father's brother like that!

    Do geese see God?
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    Forward and backwards

    Did you ever even get a gift horse, looking in its mouth or not?
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    I would never accept a gift horse; they're archaic overgrown dogs.

    Would you dance naked in public, with the assurance of no arrest, for $10,000?

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    No. It might make everyone go blind. I'm not the sort people dream of seeing naked.

    If Farmer Brown and his wife take 100 pigs to market and Farmer Brown returns home paid for 101 pigs, what mistake did the buyer make?
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    Mrs. Brown.

    Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?

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    Who is this "we" of whom you speak?

    If train A leaves Station X at 5:30 going East, and Train B leaves Station Y at 5:45 going West, how long has it taken you to realize you don't care when they pass each other?
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    Magellan proved that they will pass each other.

    May a moody baby doom a yam?

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    Back and forth

    Where was Noah when the candle went out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    Where was Noah when the candle went out?
    Heh heh. In the d----- ark!

    Who gave Anne Rice?

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    a train the call the city of new orleans

    should we all really live in a yellow submarine?

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    I could probably only bear Paul and John, and their squabbles, for a day.

    What does "motoring" mean in the song "Sister Christian"?

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    Running away, perhaps?

    Why use sterile needles for lethal injections?
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    Because they want a clean, seamless execution...and they do love their dichotomies.

    Why didn't Nigel Tufnel want to go higher than 11?

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