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    Quote Originally Posted by YesNo View Post
    Tart:
    Tart: A lady susceptible to the illicit acquisitiveness of Jacks, especially those of heart.

    Teaching assistant ;-) :
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    Spartan:
    The food budget of the typical English graduate school student.

    Edwardian:

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    A time when a woman of privilege wore a corset. As God and Nature intended.

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    Something that makes Christina Hendricks' character in Mad men even hotter

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    Teaching Assistant: The Jack of Hearts employed to show the Queen of Hearts’ tartlets how it’s done.

    Absolute Beginner:

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    Solipsist: Your absurd belief that you and only you exist when plainly I'm the one writing this!

    Absolute Beginner: Failing to even have enough experience to fail at a job

    Heretic:
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    Heretic: A member of the opposition party.

    Opposition Party:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    Solipsist: Your absurd belief that you and only you exist when plainly I'm the one writing this.

    Heretic:
    Someone wise enough to eschew dogma.

    Avant-Garde

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    Opposition party: A political group that believes every day should be opposite day.

    Avant-garde: Depending on who's asked, groundbreaking originality or pretentious twaddle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    Solipsist: Your absurd belief that you and only you exist when plainly I'm the one writing this

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    Heretic: Someone wise enough to eschew dogma.

    Avant-Garde

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    Pretentious: A transgressive and edgy way to tell the nurse that one needs one’s diapers changed.

    Diaper:

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    Diaper: Practical and stylish innerwear for the incontinent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    Solipsist: Your absurd belief that you and only you exist when plainly I'm the one writing this

    Heretic:
    Heretic: Someone wise enough to eschew dogma.

    Child Prodigy: the epitome of cursed and blessed.

    Avant-Garde

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    Avant-Garde: Experimental, such as performance art that pushes the borders of taste, morals, and good common sense

    Politically Correct:
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    Politically correct: A variety of narcissism based on the illusion that anyone cares if you're offended.

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