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Thread: Litnet's version of Devil's dictionary

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    Seance: Say what?

    Stationary bike: An oxymoronic bicycle.

    Explanation:

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    Explanation: a denial making a brief layover on its journey to apology

    Neurotic

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    Neurotic: Someone who blames neurons for his behavior. One possible synonym would be “mental”, but those in viewing range would have other, more fitting, descriptions.

    Mental:

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    Mental: an impolite thing to call a psycho

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    Inappropriate: All the juicy words we'd love to use on the Forum when the discussions get really heated up.

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    Discussion: what progressive parents have with a child who has just shot his teachers

    Diplomacy

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    Quote Originally Posted by mona amon View Post
    Inappropriate: All the juicy words we'd love to use on the Forum when the discussions get really heated up.

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    Discussion: The state of existence in which we, as social beings, have always been and always will be. "Discourse" is its fraternal twin.

    Ideology:

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    Diplomacy: An attempt to keep the steam kettle from exploding.

    Ideology: A rational facade for irrational dispositions.

    Rules:

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    Rules: Things telling you to do or not do something

    Seduction:

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    Seduction: A man's usual excuse when he gets caught flirting with or ogling women

    Fabrication:
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Seduction: The gentle art of inducing someone to sleep with you.

    Fabrication: The act or process of manufacturing something, usually excuses.

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    Aphrodisiac: a discreet trip to Viagra falls

    Missionary position

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    Missionary position: Basic Intercourse 101

    Cynic:
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    Cynic: A residual idealist and romantic who has been hurt by life and/or other people to an extent he or she will protect what is left of that idealism and romanticism like it was their last breath.

    Decadence:

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    Decadence: Drowning in aestheticism.

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