Munchkin.
Your hair long or short?
Munchkin.
Your hair long or short?
Long and short, I like both. It's nice to go back to short hair after it's grown long.
Mahler or Bruckner?
Mahlykins. But I rarely listen to either. I do like Mahler 3.
Smiley faces or winky faces?
Eh... My hair is sort of thick and curly and doesn't go "long long" very well, kinda fro's out honestly.
Shorter than longer lets say, but I don't love really short hair on myself either.
TV or Video Games (as a time waster, so no educational TV or Videogames)
So with the courage of a clown, or a cur, or a kite jerkin tight at it's tether
VG.
TV sucks!
EDIT: Yes the others are too short and don't have sleigh bells. IIRC. Copland.
Bruxism or acne?
I've never had bruxism and while I never had serious and horrible acne, I felt marred by three or four pimples pretty much constantly from around fourteen to nineteen and I hated it.
Gonna go with acne though, you only get one set of teeth and acne tends to go away.
Body odour you could never get rid of or forgetting every book you've ever read up until now?
So with the courage of a clown, or a cur, or a kite jerkin tight at it's tether
I have both problems already.
Dresses or skirts?
Honestly I don't have the legs for either.
Erectile dysfunction or being chronic obesity?
If you're chronic obesity, you're much more likely to get erectile dysfunction, and a bunch of other unpleasant conditions, so I'd take just the one.
verse or prose?
No loyalties.
Mary or Guanyin?
I would like to be placed in a lotus.
Ra or Brahma? Not Ra or Brahms.
Isis, in the hope she would be beautiful.
Colossus of Rhodes or Phidias' Zeus?