Well, big bunnies, but with little skins. The stretch marks were appalling. And who exactly was taking care of Baby Bunting if Mama went a'milking while Papa went a'hunting? I'm calling Child Protective Services, that's all I can say.
If ginger men screamed as you bit off their limbs would they still be so yummy?
Yes, but you would feel like a cannibal
Did you ever consider that a violin is played by horse-hair on cat-intestines?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
No.
Why do older people in every generation bemoan contemporary music when they know the generation preceding them bemoaned theirs?
Age brings forgetfulness
If Farmer Brown takes a cow to market, sells her, and buys two more cows, how long will it take him to become a Cattle Baron?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Unless he got magic beans for them, he can pretty much forget about it.
If the Germans had let gays in the military during WWI, would there have been a Pink Baron?
Gays, particularly military Gays, are as fond of deep red as they are of pink...so, probably not.
Is there any explanation for why Paul McCartney, one of the greatest songwriters ever, wrote the horrific dreck he wrote with Wings?
1. He had no Lennon to go back and forth with.
2. He had nothing left to prove and no need for money, and so was just having fun.
Where do socks go when they vanish from the dryer?
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
On the road a bit, just to get their heads together after the break up. Note that one is almost always left behind.
Shouldn't people start parking their cars under sofa cushions so they'll always have their keys?
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If cars get any smaller, they might!
BTW, Unless Farmer Brown buys a BULL, he ain't gonna make it!
If train A leaves station C at 5:15 and train B leaves station D at 5:20 is there any chance students still care about word problems?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Not if they were magic les-beans!Originally Posted by Pendragon
Haven't you heard they flipped the bird to the words?
Do birds really surf?
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
On their bellies, maybe.
If Farmer Brown's dog eats his rhubarb patch on the eighth of April, how long will it take that patch to come up?
(Some of these stupid questions are from the comic strip BC by Johnny Hart. I find them amusing!)
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
It entirely depends on the fiber in the dog's diet.
Is there any explanation for England's ungodly cuisine?
They're so sick of being in the kitchen because of the rain that they don't even try anymore
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if it was on strike?
Not much, but hey, if he was a union woodchuck he probably wasn't chucking very much in the first place.
If a leopard doesn't like the places it lies around sunning itself, can it change its spots?
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