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    Aspirin What homebrew tastes like before it's ready

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    Beer: A liquid made by the rich to keep the poor poor but happy


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    Blood Moon: A handy title for a vampire book or movie.

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    Mathematics: A course of study for theoretical magicians.

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    Actually, YesNo, Depot is the opposite of de rich....

    Chemistry: 1) Boring but require course in most High School curriculums, always jolted by the occasion experiment gone wrong. (I lost an entire pant leg to sulfuric acid, which I counted myself fortunate. It could have been a lot worse! I could have damaged important body parts!)

    2) What is claimed to be missing when a couple don't instantly like each other on a date

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    Memory: I used to know what that meant, wait a minute, isn't it, no that's not right, maybe, huh? I forgot.

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    Dementia: What happens to you, usually in old age, when you get attacked by Dementors.

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    Anorexia Nervosa: Pathological fear of weight gain, usually in young women, which is not being helped by the TV and Movie Industry one bit, not to mention comics and Barbie dolls which give the impression all women should be athletically slim with gigantic gravity-defying boobs

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    Illogical: A plausible, but ultimately groundless, mental construct hypnotically floating in the male mind like gravity-defying boobs.

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    *I had my first unfortunate taste and smell of this "delicacy" recently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YesNo View Post
    Illogical: A plausible, but ultimately groundless, mental construct hypnotically floating in the male mind like gravity-defying boobs.
    Women being inherently illogical? Hmmmm?

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    Antisepsis: Superhero who KOs septic disease.

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    Brain Fart: A fart that comes out the wrong end.

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    Sappho: Hip slang for a blue gemstone. See also "Rube", " Dime", etc.

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