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    Pam is the newspaper in the birdcage of life.

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    Pam sacrifices a black goat to the spirits of his ancestors every third wednesday.

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    Pam always screws up by asking first dates if they'd like to come see his stamp collection.
    Last edited by Pompey Bum; 02-03-2015 at 02:16 PM.

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    Pam does so by offering to show them his collection of dead goats.

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    PAM is making a replica of the Mona Lisa with dead flies.
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    I got an arts council grant for it.

    Pam is Data's girlfriend...

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    I Wish!!!!!!


    PAM lives in a tree house in his Aunt's backyard.
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    Pam shares her quarters with Punxsutawney Phil.

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    PAM plays quarters with Punxsutaeney Phil, and generally loses.
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    Pam has a dungeon in her house where she interrogates weasels.

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    Pam chews his food then saves it under his plate for later.

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    Pam is a sluice-gate operator in a sewage farm.

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    (Papaya: My wife digs Mr. Data, too).

    Pam doesn't like fishing because he tends to get mistaken for stink bait.

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    Mrs. Bum has good taste.

    When PAM goes fishing he wears a giant perch costume because he thinks the fish will be attracted to him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pompey Bum View Post
    (Papaya: My wife digs Mr. Data, too).
    Why? He's creepy!

    PaPam works part-time as a Judas Goat. What he doesn't know is that his next assignment is in Jurassic Park... I hear impact tremors

    Pam lives on an island with Dr Moreau....
    Last edited by Hawkman; 02-06-2015 at 08:50 PM.

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