PAM is in the Guinness Book of World Record for having the most boils lanced.
PAM is in the Guinness Book of World Record for having the most boils lanced.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam thinks dandruff gives her an earthy allure.
Having been rejected by both heaven, hell, and the vultures at his sky burial, Pam had no recourse but to return to his body and earn a precarious living as an extra in horror movies.
Pam's motto is: "You're never alone with pinworm."
Pam is the intestinal parasite that confounds my solitude.
Pam really needs to start dating.Originally Posted by Hawkman
I have no problem with dates. The latest is fifth of January, but I can recall many others!
Pam collects lemmings so he can throw them off cliffs.
Pam declares his lice as dependents.
Pam advises Vladimir Putin on brinkmanship.
I am removing my remarks with sincere apologies to Hawkman.
Last edited by Pompey Bum; 01-06-2015 at 11:10 AM.
Sorted.
Last edited by Hawkman; 01-07-2015 at 10:53 AM.
I apologize. I thought the point of this thread was that it would never be taken seriously. But it is my fault, and you will not be troubled by it again. Again, I apologize.
Last edited by Pompey Bum; 01-06-2015 at 11:18 AM.
Fair enough.
Thanks Hawk.
Pam is a big dope. Let's get this show back on the road.
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