Pants game

[Pompey Bum]

The world is what it is. Those who are nothing--who allow themselves to become nothing--have no pants.

[Calidore]

I will have my pants, in this life or the next.

[Calidore]

Here I stand pants in hand
Turn my face to the wall
If she's gone I can't go on
Feeling two-foot small

Everywhere people stare
Each and every day
I can see them laugh at me
And I hear them say
Hey, you've got to hide your pants away

[Pompey Bum]

Imagine there's no pants
It's easy if you try

[Calidore]

Feast your eyes! Glut your soul on my accursed pants!

[Pompey Bum]

And Peachy came back in about a year. And the mountains, they tried to fall on old Peachy. But he was quite safe: for Daniel walked before him. And Danny...never...let go...of Peachy's hand. And Peachy... never let go...of Danny's pants.

[Calidore]

And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with pants.

[Pompey Bum]

It is widely recognized that you have a funny sense of pants.

[Calidore]

No, I don't think I will pants you, although you need pantsing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be pantsed - and often, and by someone who knows how.

[Pompey Bum]

It is widely recognized that you have a funny sense of pants.

And while I'm on Lawrence of Arabia:

Mercenary: No pants, 'awrence, 'no pants.

Ali: Not this, 'awrence. Go around.

Lawrence: NO PANTS! NO PANTS!

[Calidore]

Gentlemen, I give you a toast. Here's my hope that Robert Conway will find his pants. Here's my hope that we all find our pants.

[Pompey Bum]

Lord, grant me continence and chastity. But not pants.

[bouquin]

Don't let idiots ruin your pants.

[Pompey Bum]

One never knows when the pants may fall.

[bouquin]

Life is what happens while you are busy making other pants.