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    Where's your question?
    “Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.” Mozart

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    Where's your answer?

    Aside from courage, what makes the Hottentots so hot?

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    Either Hotten or tots.

    What is this all about?
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    “All" human beings "by nature desire to know.” ― Aristotle
    “Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.” ― Robert A. Heinlein

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    it's about the Hottentots and why they are so shorty and snappy.

    Why is litnet no longer highly active?

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    Because reading Proust is so exiting it slows everything else down by comparison.

    Which is a stupider thing to call automobile fuel: gas or petrol?

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    Electricity

    Is there a test for determining the level of stupidity in a human?

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    It's not this game?

    Should we be concerned that Santa is an anagram for Satan?

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    a tad, if that someone is enthusiastically waiting/awake uptill dawn.

    Are you that 'someone'?

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    I wait till dawn, but only for the Apocalypse.

    Why didn't Cinderella's slipper turn back with the rest of her clothes?
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    Because she wasn't wearing it.

    What are garden gnomes for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkman View Post
    Because she wasn't wearing it.
    And she was wearing the coach and horses? I mean, be realistic!

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    What are garden gnomes for?
    Regular gnomes let them live on the fringes of their lands for a quota of the foodstuffs they produce plus compulsory military service.

    How does Santa Claus pay the elves and what do the have to spend it on?
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    He pays them with bit coin and they have to spend it on World of Warcraft characters.

    Where do oysters come from?

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    Whence cometh that beast called the oyster?
    Not from lands but from climes that grow moister.
    I could be more specific
    (As Atlantic, Pacific)
    But my views, upon you, I'll not foister.

    What exactly is Atlas standing on?

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    A stable platform constructed by quantum mechanics at a null-point in space time.

    Where, exactly, is Zebedee's bed?

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    I have removed my comments and apologize to Hawkman.

    Do mermaids get tired of having sea food all the time?
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