"God is a little more than everything."
e. e. cummings
"God is a little more than everything."
e. e. cummings
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~Erma Bombeck
Before sunlight can shine through a window, the blinds must be raised - American Proverb
Happiness is not a potato - Charlotte Bronte
Obviously she goes more in depth but I still found it hilar
Took my batteries out my mysticism and put em in my thinking cap
I think there is no funny about it,i think there is some explanation about it.
There is silly then there is funny and then there is hilarious but all three do not make up history.
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it may never try
but when it does it sigh
it is just that
good
it fly
It's very funny when you isolate it like that.The full quote is -
She uses the same idea in a letter to her publisher George Smith, and here she sounds at least a little bit facetious -“No mockery in this world ever sounds to me so hollow as that of being told to cultivate happiness. What does such advice mean? Happiness is not a potato, to be planted in mould, and tilled with manure. Happiness is a glory shining far down upon us out of Heaven. She is a divine dew which the soul, on certain of its summer mornings, feels dropping upon it from the amaranth bloom and golden fruitage of Paradise.”
― Charlotte Brontė, Villette
Tell your mother I shall try to cultivate good spirits as assiduously as she cultivates her geraniums. Remember me kindly to her and your sisters and believe me, sincerely yours, C. Bronte
Exit, pursued by a bear.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
Eat your mental cereal, but then don't forget your mental prune juice. ~ C A Cafolini
silly is nice but happy is better but the both together and you're on a tedder
it may never try
but when it does it sigh
it is just that
good
it fly
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
--Terry Pratchett--
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended
If you pardon, we will mend,
And Robin shall restore amends.
Now give me your hands if we be friends.
- Extracted from Midsummer Nights Dream by W. Shakespeare -
'D'you know what I hate more than ANYTHING? I hate being involved in giant f*ck-ups.' ('Folderol')
They f--k you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
Philip Larkin
"The longer he boasted of his honor the faster we counted our spoons." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock."
John Barrymore