I read the thread.
There was somebody on the thread posting an avant-garde poem which was supposed to be a mockery of avant-garde poetry – and ironically it was the best poem of his I've ever seen! Reminds me of a certain pop-artist whose name escapes me at the moment, anyway this artist made some works mocking high art and those turned out to be his best artworks ever!
Here's my entry:
A Poem with 4 Different Titles
A word-orgasm by Wolf Larsen
First title of poem: My Favorite Intergalactic Dildo – alternative title for this poem: 6,184 Planets Running around the Pinball Machine – second alternative title for this poem: How I Lost My Virginity to a Buzzing Inanimate Object – third alternative title for this poem: Going on a Date with Charles Manson's Clone During World War 3
DING-DONG-CRAAAAASH!!
Ka-DOOPLE!! Circus sireeeens! Eloquent fish-fiiiish-fiiiiish!!
BING-BANG-BONG! Where's my bonging words to invent??
Mustard!
Sky WOW! Neon-vagina-soup!! Where's my zero gravity???
Help! Penis!
Dip! Pong! 0000000ppeeeeee!! Lost my winking!!
Strawberry! Help!
Shakespearean-fast-food-yoga! Yugoslavia! Dok piiiiing! Lucifer winking!
Penis! Anus! Penis! Anus! Penis!
harrrooooo0000! ! !
Tomorrow? Tomorrow!! Tomorrow? Tomorrow!!
SLAM! Boom! CRASH! Boom!
Hairpins! Charles Manson imagination factory!
Boom! BANG! Boom! BANG!
Ha Ha Ha he heee heeeeeee!
Big vagina! Orgasm! Coca-Cola!
Hello! BOOM! Bang! Hello! BOOM! bang!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
?/*(!), BANG! Marijuana-caffeine-roller-coaster! Magical-Toaster ovens of Scilly-do-bop!!
Where's tomorrow? I'm swallowed by too many verbs-verbs-verbs!!!
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH
Where's my penis?
Penis-my pen is-pe N iS-(pen)is-peNis-pEniS-peNis! (!,/Okay? Okay! CRASH
CRASH!
C R A S H !
Where?
W h e r e ?
Copyright 2014 by Wolf Larsen




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