PAM has eaten so many beans people have started calling him "Toots".
PAM has eaten so many beans people have started calling him "Toots".
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam turns out wood pigeons on her lathe and sells them to woodworms who want to fly abroad.
HaHa! PAM paints my wood pigeons to look like his great Aunt Edna.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Because she is too lazy to build a scarecrow, Pam, like Ruth, stands amidst the alien corn and throws Rock doves at them. Unfortunately, not being sufficiently versed in the eating habits of Rock doves, she doesn't realise that what the crows don't eat, the Rock doves will! I predict a poor harvest and at least seven lean years for Pam...
Last edited by Hawkman; 06-27-2014 at 07:35 AM.
PAM force feeds diabetics candy canes.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Sounds like a plan!
Pam drinks cocktails distilled from the blood of unborn goats.
pam dreams of a goat farm.
Pam preys on his knees and on his neighbours.
PAM is making a suit of armour from fish skeletons.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
PAM speaks fluent Klingon and wants it taught in all schools.
PAM is collecting the hair from his golden retreiver in order to make a suit.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Pam cultures botox in her kitchen and sells it on the black market...
I've got a Corgi (see my blog). He wants to be President of a country some day.Originally Posted by papayahed
PAM frequently plays the air guitar and contorts their face when doing so - then tops it off with a pete townsend 'windmill' guitar lick!
Pam is schizophrenic and confesses by accusing himself
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