Just for LOLz: random blurb generator

[SleepyWitch]

I found this random blurb generator where you can enter words and it creates a blurb for a book.

http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/

Here's mine. Please post yours.

Ciaran Hoffmann's Diary
- a literary novel
by SleepyWitch

During an accident in Liverpool in 1972, a baby is born and dies before he can take his first breath.

During an accident in Liverpool in 1972, the same baby is born and lives to tell the tale. That baby becomes 42-year-old Ciaran Hoffmann, a optimistic and thoughtful psychiatrist.

What if there were second chances? Third chances? Fourth chances? Would you eventually be able to save the world from tactless trolls who burgle each other? Would you even want to?

Ciaran Hoffmann's Diary follows Ciaran Hoffmann and his clever grandfather, Shane Noris, as their quiet lives tumble through turbulent events in Oxford, again and again.

However, when Shane calls, begging him to come home, Ciaran is forced to decide what is more important: stopping the tactless trolls that burgle each other, or preserving his relationship with his grandfather?

SleepyWitch explores bees and giant robots to full effect in the literary novel to end all literary novels.


"Never have there been more chilling villains than tactless trolls that burgle each other."
- The Daily Tale
"Are we seriously supposed to find an optimistic and thoughtful psychiatrist from Liverpool heroic?"
- Enid Kibbler

[Lokasenna]

I tried plugging in as many of the details of my novel as I reasonably could. This is what I got:

Kjartan Thjostolfsson, the Draug
- a fantasy novel
by Hugh Anderson

In a cathedral there lived a quiet, curious draug named Kjartan Thjostolfsson. Not a powerful dangerous, intelligent cathedral, filled with stones and an elegaic smell, nor yet a grim, dark, foreboding cathedral with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a draug-cathedral, and that means peaceful.

One day, after a troubling visit from the álf Einar Budlason, Kjartan leaves his cathedral and sets out in search of three eschatological books. A quest undertaken in the company of Vasir, volur and fatalistic clansmen.

In the search for the álf-guarded books, Kjartan Thjostolfsson surprises even himself with his empathy and skill as a wizard.

During his travels, Kjartan rescues a knife, an heirloom belonging to Einar. But when Einar refuses to try waking, their friendship is over.

However, Einar is wounded at the Battle of Isle of Gulls and the two reconcile just before Kjartan engages in some serious waking.

Kjartan accepts one of the three eschatological books and returns home to his cathedral a very wealthy draug.

...not even close...

[SleepyWitch]

I tried plugging in as many of the details of my novel as I reasonably could. This is what I got:



...not even close...

Loki, just fill in random details.
I think this is meant to be a genuine plot generator, but it's so crappy, that it comes up with hilarious nonsense.

[SleepyWitch]

Here's another one:

Death by Sheet of paper
- a crime thriller
by SleepyWitch

Mangled fingernails have been turning up all over Wales and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a sheet of paper, and still nobody has a clue who the peculiar killer is.

DCI Doris MacDonald is a podgy and courageous insurance broker with a fondness for bird watching. She doesn't know it yet but she is the only one who can stop the snooty killer.

When her nephew, Charles Ellwand, is kidnapped, DCI MacDonald finds herself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a tattered radio.

She enlists the help of a witty dental nurse called Mathias Thornton.

Can Thornton help MacDonald overcome her Vaseline addiction and find the answers before the rude killer and his deadly sheet of paper strike again?



Praise for Death by Sheet of paper
"DCI MacDonald is the best detective ever. A passion for bird watching and Vaseline is something we all can relate to."
- The Daily Tale
"About as scary as a minute ant, but Death by Sheet of paper does deliver an important message about the dangers of a sheet of paper."
- Enid Kibbler
"As always, a witty dental nurse makes the best sidekick."
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Zob Gloop