Didn't we have a drunk thread around here somewhere? How are we supposed to find that thread when we're drunk? I walked all around my highschool and looked in the windows. The science lab stools look smaller than they used to. Also Pilsner is starting to taste like ambrosia.
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"Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal."
-Pi
They need to develop a make up for men that gives one the appearance of having a five o'clock shadow, for those of us in our early-mid twenties who grow facial hair at the rate of a pubescent boy. I don't like looking like a 15 year old elf for the 5 days after I shave.
“To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.”
- Kurt Vonnegut
Wait a couple years..Originally Posted by Darcy88
I'm nearly 25. I've been waiting since 18. I got so tired of being mistaken for a teenager I just went 11 straight months without shaving, just giving my face a neat trim. And with my funny ears after I shave I sometimes get rednecks yelling from their big trucks "you @#$$%! ELF!"
Reclusive slow-aging funny-eared folk like myself were the ancient empirical evidence on which the mythology of elves was based.
Last edited by Darcy88; 07-30-2013 at 04:35 PM.
“To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.”
- Kurt Vonnegut
Crap!!!!!!! I just left eggs boiling for about an hour now. Think they're done?
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Some electric razors are adjustable so you can give yourself that effect.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Wish I had put the scrubs in the wash this morning...
I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
Waiting for a winter to be done.
Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
In all that I could never overcome?
What should I have for breakfast?
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
BOX 17 !!!!!!!!!!!!! (running around in circles yelling with hair metaphorically on fire)
tailor
who am I but a stitch in time
what if I were to bare my soul
would you see me origami
7-8-2015
Flights are booked!! I'm going to Europe!!
I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
Waiting for a winter to be done.
Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
In all that I could never overcome?
^Awesome!
Why did I signup for this? Why are people so fscked-up? Do I really like this, or am I just running away from something and destroying everything that crosses my path?
Last edited by Satan; 08-13-2013 at 07:50 PM.
This sentence contradicts itself - no actually it doesn't.
That I'm boxed into a corner over BS.
Bittersweet Me (R.E.M.)
tailor
who am I but a stitch in time
what if I were to bare my soul
would you see me origami
7-8-2015
Ate that super-spicy Indian food from the restaurant, and now I have awful acid reflux! I should've just stuck with my eggs and toast! hmph!
"My warm hands have made the paper limp,
So that its feel reminds me of slept-in sheets: comfortable and safe"
"All these things I say... I say them because I want you to know, I don't ever want to regret afterwards that I didn't say enough, I would rather say too much." ~ Samuel Selvon
I want to see the Redwoods. . .
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