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    I nominate Tristram Shandy. I understand that the narrative technique was meant facetiously; I just thought the joke was insipid and poorly executed. Nevertheless, I reserve the right to read the book again and eat my words.

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    Emma and Atlas Shrugged

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    Oh god, you did not just equate Austen with Rand! What was it about Emma you found boring?

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    I'm going to have to say Moby Dick as well as the OP. I couldn't even finish it, it was so boring. I was thinking about going back to reread it, as I usually feel a little guilt over not finishing a book, but this might be a special case where I just don't care enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lykren View Post
    Oh god, you did not just equate Austen with Rand! What was it about Emma you found boring?
    Everything. Persuasion was her only novel I really enjoyed and didn't slog through.

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    I never really 'got' Emma until I'd read it a third time. Now it is my favourite Jane Austen. It's not as witty or romantic as some of her other books but for me it is one of the most subtle, delightful comedies I've ever read.
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    I have to vote for The Witches of Eastwick by John Updike. I hated every single word. Its the only book I have ever thrown in the bin. And I have read Twilight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aaron stark View Post
    I'm not claiming it is among my fastest reads, but I did like the book and it did somehow read fluently. Especially during the passages that Leibniz's philosophy was being mocked...
    To each his own then. I'll stick with mine. He attacked a lot of things in that book, but still I find his nihilism rather childish or cheap, at best.

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    I heard that Walter Scott's "Waverly" takes a while to get through.

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    I don't know why,but I felt so bored while reading ''The Beautiful and Damned'' by F. Scott Fitzgerald...
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    “Great Expectations” by Charles Dickens is sooooo boooring. By comparison, “Moby Dick” by Herman Melville is a stay-up-at-night-page-turner

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    Quote Originally Posted by astrum View Post
    I heard that Walter Scott's "Waverly" takes a while to get through.
    Don't go by what you hear and start listening to other people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lykren View Post
    Oh god, you did not just equate Austen with Rand! What was it about Emma you found boring?
    I liked Emma a lot, although it was a bit more long-winded than her other novels, so perhaps not the Austen to start with. In defence of hawthorn, he did not equate Austen with Rand, just nominated them for "most boring book ever". Maybe he has an Austen blindspot? Perfect sight for Rand though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maria May View Post
    I don't know why,but I felt so bored while reading ''The Beautiful and Damned'' by F. Scott Fitzgerald...
    While it's not his best novel by a long shot, it improves upon the reread, as do the rest of his novels. I find that the characters become more interesting once you know the plot in its entirety.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indomitable View Post
    While it's not his best novel by a long shot, it improves upon the reread, as do the rest of his novels. I find that the characters become more interesting once you know the plot in its entirety.
    This was my experience with Gatsby, but why does it improve on a reread? My first read was so long ago I couldn't remember the plot! But I did remember there wasn't much of a plot, so I read it slowly, trying to appreciate the subtleties... beauty of language, characterisation,... anything but plot. That worked! I didn't find it boring second time through.

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