Because they're bird dogs.
Why is white Zinfandel pink? Or, why is pink Zinfandel called white?
Because they're bird dogs.
Why is white Zinfandel pink? Or, why is pink Zinfandel called white?
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Because they wanted to be different
Why do snakes not have legs
SAD PANDA CANNOT OUTRUN SPEEDY PENGUIN.
Because they are encouraging humans to eat less carbs.
Why is David Hasslehoff so popular in Germany?
He starred as a German dodge ball coach in a movie.
What would happen if dictionaries started talking to us?
You mean they don't already?!!
When is a black cat most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
If there's no sound in space, why the "Big Bang"?
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Because there is mental space. Why is there mental space?
Because you said so. How do you decide which lesbian is honored on Mothers day?
"We sat around, scratching the earth with our feet, half looking up for a sign of the end. And all the while it had long since come and gone." Alexi Murdoch
Whip em' out and measure em'.Originally Posted by Shaman_Raman
If hard alcohol's so hard, why is it so easy to drink?
While the truncheon may be used
in lieu of conversation,
words will always retain their power.
Words offer the means to meaning,
and for those who will listen,
the enunciation of truth.
Its just hard on ones wallet but easy to gulp it down.
Why are the hardest of tasks end up being the easiest to perform?
Because people go half hearted into hard tasks, thus making them quite easy.
Is there a chemical produced by the golf channel that creates drowsiness?
"We sat around, scratching the earth with our feet, half looking up for a sign of the end. And all the while it had long since come and gone." Alexi Murdoch
Most probably, since the players of golf are products of chemical reactions, that's why watching golf channels is prescribed as a remedy for people suffering from insomnia.
How can we differentiate between what is wrong and what is correct?
The big red X placed by the teacher is one sign. A new bedroom door made of bars is another.
How did Willy Wonka's fizzy drink make people float when the bottles didn't float?
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Because it was a cocktail of very powerful narcotics and hallucinogens!
What is the secret of my success?
Your golden ring and goblet.
Why are middle names usually kinda lame?
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