It's a nicer shade than grey.
What time do you leave work/school today?
It's a nicer shade than grey.
What time do you leave work/school today?
3:10
Why is Purple, Purple?
Maybe because it is always in a blue mood watching how everything goes by underneath it.Originally Posted by Poetrygirl
Because it is in a state of conundrum between red and blue.Why is Purple, Purple?
why is the Earth circular?
Because a square is to pointy.
Why don't penguins fly?
Where would they go?
Why cigar-store *Indians*?
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Because Everyone Else is to boring.
Why don't dogs have thumbs?
As they don't drink thumps up
Why don't we see god?
Because he is so magnificent that if we see him our eyes will burn before his greatness!
Why is glitter so shiny
Shining particles are added in it.
Why should we live?
Because if we don't live, who would eat all the delicious food.
Where did they get the name Antarctica from?
SAD PANDA CANNOT OUTRUN SPEEDY PENGUIN.
Don`t know the answer, it seems all Greek to me.
What is your favourite bedtime prayer?
Nite nite
Why did Elvis get so damn fat?
Because the pelvis in elvis stopped functioning.
Why Diana is still more famous than Kate Middleton?
Because humans thrive on death and conspiracy.
What movie role would you replace the actor for David Hasslehoff?
"We sat around, scratching the earth with our feet, half looking up for a sign of the end. And all the while it had long since come and gone." Alexi Murdoch
Great question. David Hasslehoff stars in Wizard of Oz.
Why do the neighborhood dogs insist on stealing my bread crumbs?
While the truncheon may be used
in lieu of conversation,
words will always retain their power.
Words offer the means to meaning,
and for those who will listen,
the enunciation of truth.
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