A Little Bit Of Humour # 14

[Biggus]

ARE YOU WEARING BLACK NAIL VARNISH?

Are you wearing black nail varnish?
Well it’s just a bit of a macabre garnish
And its going to stand out is all I will say
When dressed in white on your wedding day

FOOD GROUPS

There are six food groups
When it comes to my kitchen
Canned, Boxed and Bagged
Jarred, Bottled and Frozen

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 284

I'll tell you a story
About an affluent Tory
Who waxed on the big society

I'll tell you another
About Ed and his brother
Who questioned his propriety

SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE # 1

As a proud Briton
I will be disappointed
If Scotland choose to go

As an Englishman
I’ll be disappointed
If they vote no

SITTING ON THE BACK ROW

Sitting on the back row
When the cinema’s dark inside
With your left handed girl
Try to keep on her right side

HOUSE CALL

“How long have you been bedridden?”
The visiting doctor asked
The patient replied “well certainly not
Since my husband passed”

A LOVING ATMOSPHERE

A loving atmosphere, at home,
Is such an important thing
A tranquil harmonious home
Is vital to your well being
Do all you can to create one
By not having offspring

MY DOCTOR SAYS

My doctor says
I have been in continent,
But I don't know

I can’t remember
But if the doctor is right
Then where did I go?

[YesNo]

I liked the sound of 21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 284, but I don't know who it refers to. This is also the second time I'm heard of potential Scottish independence from the UK.

[Biggus]

The Afluent Tory is Prime Minister David Cameron and Ed and his Brother are the Milibands.

Cheers

Paul