A vacuum expands to fill the available space.
Why do policemen always know the time?
A vacuum expands to fill the available space.
Why do policemen always know the time?
Because the doughnut shop has a clock right there in front of them.
Why do you turn the music/radio down in the car when you get in?
Because music/radio emerges my involuntary dancing.
Why do you don't burn your house, take the vesture off and run to the woods?
Because I take the woods with me as I lay the vesture on the flames of my burnt house.Originally Posted by morto
Why are male lions often called "the kings of the jungle" when they live nowhere near the nearest jungle?
My hide hides the heart inside
You can take a lion out of the jungle but you cannot take the jungle out of a lion.
Is the computer he or she?
The computer itself has no external plugs, everything plugs into it, so she.
Why can't the brain understand itself?
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Can be either. With Apple's Siri it seems to be pot luck whether the gender is male or female. Anyway, it doesn't matter what sex a Gremlin is! (unless you want to breed them, of course)
Why are positions of authority only given to idiots?
Because the voting populace is in large part idiotic (at least in how the determine criteria for authority)
Why do call it a 'pot luck' dinner?
Because if you're lucky you get offered pot.
What's so magic about mushrooms?
mushrooms is the dice of god
Why have no green mammals?
Because then they'd get eaten as Veggies. :P
Why did they decide to chicken fry a steak?
No beef around.
Where do all those missing pairs of socks go? (Asked before, but never properly solved).
Someone else's dryer. And approximately half the time, what you think is one of your socks missing its twin is actually an extra one from someone else.
Why shaken, not stirred?
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
(I have only one dryer in the house-perhaps they sneak out at night
Because it bruises the alcohol, dillutes it, shakes it down - all that jazz. Stirring evokes a more effete sort of scene in the movie. Sumpin like that.
Why does Tom Cruise always look really crazy?
(without prejudice) Because he is. (Don't sue me Tom, it ain't worth it.)
Have you seen my escaped sock eater?
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