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    Never. I've seen a falling star, which might have been shot, but the shooter got away unseen.

    Why are television and movie screens rectangular and not round?
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    Maybe it is because since the hackneyed plot and script of television and movies makes our head and intelligence swirl in disarray, what would the consequences have been if they were circular.


    How come Sauron the Dark Lord ( Lord of Rings) existed without any physical presence?

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    Magic

    Why are Germans generally punctual and precise?

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    to balance out the chaos of la dolce vita living italians

    Is red heavier than yellow?

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    Yes. The redder the sun gets, the faster it sinks; the yellower it gets, the higher it rises.

    So what about blue?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calidore View Post
    Yes. The redder the sun gets, the faster it sinks; the yellower it gets, the higher it rises.
    Agreeably even though it breaches the law of literature since all three are included in it. Poetic , Philosophical and above all, a fact.


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    So what about blue?

    Blue seems the lightest (weight) of them all, since it has stuck up way up high becoming the roof of this universe.


    Why does an educated being sometimes act as a fool?

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    So the fools feel better about themselves.

    What happened to the road runner? Is she(he?) still out there?

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    She is still trying to find the right direction.

    Why did the dish run away with the spoon?
    I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. ~ William Blake

    Captivity is consciousness,
    So's liberty. ~ Emily Dickinson

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    Because the fork treated the dish badly.

    Why do beady eyed people get such a bad reputation?

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    because one putation leads to more putation.

    Why cheapy-cheapy ding dong doesn't play ping pong?

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    Because Din Dong is from North America and it plays ice-hockey.

    what if the Lit-Net blocked every user who can`t do without swearing?

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    Nobody will play ice hockey.

    What is the name of a little animal that lives 15 meters underground, is green and eats stones.

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    What ever game they play since they will be blocked they gonna play ball, one way or the other.

    Is the Dictionary the most trusted companion of an author?

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    Depends on whether he can spell or not.

    How can you tell if a pit is bottomless, without falling in?

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    Toss someone else in.

    How can cable have so many channels and still have nothing good on?
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