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Thread: The LitNeT Town crier.

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    Post The LitNeT Town crier.

    The newspaper you can rely on for totally fictional and half factual reports on what is going on in the Literature Network Community.
    And the first Item we have to report is that Nightshade has wayyyy too much free time.
    The Forum book club is reading Thomas hardy's Return of the native.
    Jay is looking for a reliable Recipe for life.
    While in the Poetry Post section Satirical Jesterfield is the highest rated poem and Taliesin's World of shadows is the most popular.
    There has been no new news on the whereabouts of the missing Troll Trolley anyone with any leads should contact the missing trolls department at the National Globe Trotting Toys Association (NGTTA)
    Quite interesting side notes are:
    a geek is a drink ( i think)
    2 part reading
    3 parts Forum

    So ends the first edition
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    i looked geek up in the dictionary and it's a person that bites the heads off of chickens.
    currently in my world of insanity and randomism

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    Thankyou for sending in your opinion to the newspaper.. the editor would like to point out that this is a LitNET slang invented apparantly last night by scher in the live chat (page 26 I belive)
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    My my....talking about the "love" to the forum...

    Say, can I post personal ads?

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    yupp anything everything is welcome here!
    Well with in the rules, atleast
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    Forum Rules- You know you want to read 'em

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    which are...?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nightshade
    Well with in the rules, atleast

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    The forum rules, you know, if it's got anything to do with politics (current), hands off and such, I'm sure you must have heard about that

    Latest news:
    Jay finaly found out the reliable recipe for Life! Copyrighted B-Mental... if you don't know how to mix it, improvise and say 'here's your Life, sir/ma'am'
    I have a plan: attack!

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    Pensive is a free person now as her exams are over.
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    The Headlines
    Mono has been gone 9 days.
    Trolley is still missing.
    On a slightly more upbeat note Nightshade was killed 7 times in 2 pages.
    The Chosen one has yet to appear. And The prophecy seems to be doomed to fade to obscurity.
    There has not been a role play for ages.
    IN the forum book club it looks like Love in time of cholera is finally on its 3rd attempt going to win by one vote..or we will be doomed too another 19th century novel. :S
    Causes for excessive violence and rage in todays youth is being addressed in General Chat.


    fresh off the press
    DANCING NANA BRUTALLY BUTCHERED!
    As This issue was being posted the Embessy of smilies issued a stament confirming the murder of the beloved Banana Nana. As yet the details are sketchy but it seems that some monster ate him!

    Is this the face of the one responsible?
    The Crier wants to hear from YOU!
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    Sub's news:

    Sub is still don't understand what trolley means

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    The mystery of The Troll uncovered!

    trolley: the world trotting troll was lost err ok misplaced somwhere between Iceland (helga) and the UK (Nightshade) we suspect she might have been troll napped by evil Nome forces intenet on destroying the trolls ( or that is the Crier theory anyway) .
    Some belive she did not want to visit the heat of Egypt and took a long but temporary detour.
    My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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    Is that link a serious one?

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    is it ever! yes, this is a respectable establishment everything we print is tottally serious
    My mission in life is to make YOU smile
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    "The time has come," the Walrus said,"To talk of many things:

    Forum Rules- You know you want to read 'em

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    I am sending pictures of trolly to Interpol as we speak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pensive
    Pensive is a free person now as her exams are over.
    Is Pensive a She?
    dead on the inside, i've got nothing to prove
    keep me alive and give me something to lose

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