Simple. Just end poverty. Voila. No problem.
Reminds me of a Steve Martin monologue on an old SNL episode, How to be a millionaire and never pay taxes:
You, can be a millionaire, and never pay taxes!
You, can be a millionaire, and never pay taxes!
You say, "Steve, how can I be a millionaire, and never pay taxes?"
First - Get a million dollars.
Now you say, "Steve, what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, 'You, have never paid taxes'?"
Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: "I forgot!"
How many times do we let ourselves get into terrible situations because we don't say "I forgot"?
Let's say you're on trial for armed robbery. You say to the judge, "I forgot armed robbery was illegal."
Let's suppose he says back to you, "You have committed a foul crime; you have stolen hundreds and thousands of dollars from people at random, and you say, 'I forgot'?"
Two simple words: Excuuuuuse me!!"
Anyway, selling a program of collectivism to Americans may be a tougher sell than one of gun control. Guns are just guns but individualism goes to our very core. It is our identity. It's how we see our ourselves and how we'd like to be seen by others (if we really cared what anybody else thinks about us). It's one of the ideas that drives innovation and it's one of the pillars that makes this place the land of opportunity. You can call it a national myth; you can call it whatever you like, but the idea that the individual can rise above his or her humble roots and make a grab at the brass ring has been one of the engines that has driven this country from the get-go. Even further, I'd say that here the individual can rise up, make a grab for the brass ring, miss wildly, fall back into gutter, and then reinvent one's self and rise up again.
Even for all the flag waving here, by and large self has always come before country in the U.S. of A. I think Europeans find this odd. A few years ago, down in Guatemala, I fell into a drunken conversation with a couple of Dutch guys about just this subject. We all acknowledged that the Dutch have more a sense of community than Americans. We didn't argue that it was a better way, but just that it was different. Frankly, I like the idea of living life without a net, taking chances - bigger risks mean bigger rewards. Of course, bigger risks also mean more devastating consequences for failure. But hey, take a chance - Custer did.
And of course the United States does have a safety net. Despite the statistic in the previous post, I don't think many people go hungry here. The underprivileged aren't underweight, but the poor do eat poorly, from a nutritional standpoint. Poor folks in the United States tend to be fat, like Michael Moore.


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