Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

Okay, I see the whole world has went mad since I've been here...where are all the women? Where's the booze?

I see Mark's finally posted his own face...good show, Mark; I always say if you look good, you should show it...me on the other hand, I think I'll keep my double chins to myself. ...

Welcome back Sounds! You're a sight for sore eyes. We're still nursing the bottle, but the women have all gone no thanks to the Blue Hair ladies guild that meets next door.
We sure had us some good times during the pre code years didn't we...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4_R5...feature=relmfu

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[prendrelemick]

In order to celebrate our reputed male shallowness whilst following the Olympics, I thought the Turkish flag bearer was tres gorgeous.

[Paulclem]

I want one of these for the bike.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFoUL_bIotw

And one of these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRUX9Ouqfss

[soundofmusic]

Welcome back Sounds! You're a sight for sore eyes. We're still nursing the bottle, but the women have all gone no thanks to the Blue Hair ladies guild that meets next door.
We sure had us some good times during the pre code years didn't we...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4_R5...feature=relmfu

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Thanks Gilliatt...ah, those were the days; I'll have to check out the blue haired ladies guild, I wonder if they sponser trips to Chippendales.
Wow, where did you find that video...Harlow right? Of course, I might be tempted to call Jimmy Cagney in to put a grapefruit in her mug if she sang that song to me haha

In order to celebrate our reputed male shallowness whilst following the Olympics, I thought the Turkish flag bearer was tres gorgeous.

I liked your little Samoan dude...though I would have liked him better in bicycle shorts.

I want one of these for the bike.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFoUL_bIotw

And one of these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRUX9Ouqfss

I want this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DbOS1J6kFM

[Paulclem]

That's a good one.

I'm enjotying the Olympics. Some great competition, and here in Coventry we're hosting some of the footbal. The town centre has been buzzing in a very pleasant way today. Lots of tourists, and the local council has made a good effort to clean up and improve the centre, and get some markets in to fill the squares.

I was just passing the women's rowing today on the big TV in town, and westopped to watch them win it. The crowd was really good and applauded the team. It was very nice.

[prendrelemick]

My fear that the rain would spoil the spectacle of the beach volleyball was quite unfounded.


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k7...abes-09834.jpg

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

I'm happy for you, I knew you were frettin over that for some time.

Rechecking the schedule, we have women's trampoline on the 4th and team synchronised swimming starting on the 9th.

[prendrelemick]

Course, it's Jess Ennis I'm really looking forwards to seeing, that girl's stomach is a wonder to behold.

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

Course, it's Jess Ennis I'm really looking forwards to seeing, that girl's stomach is a wonder to behold.

Nice six pack she's got there!







btw-sounds like Jess has a great start


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[prendrelemick]

It seems that the Dutch have selected a full squad of supermodels for their womens hockey team. It's indecent how attractive they are.


Just as pleasingly they can play a bit too. I only wonder where they find the time to practice between all those FHM photoshoots .


Mrs P disagrees and reckons the best looking team are the these obviously miss-named coxless fours.

[LitNetIsGreat]

Damn, did I miss those beach volleyball and the Dutch Hockey games?

[Mutatis-Mutandis]

I rarely find Olympic women attractive (those field hockey Dutch women being an exception). They're too muscle-y, it erases all curves. That chick,s stomach above just looks weird to me. The gymnasts all have these weird Hulk-like necks. Most of the track and field and the ever popular beach volleyball players look too mannish.

[Paulclem]

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Mrs P disagrees and reckons the best looking team are the these obviously miss-named coxless fours.


Misnamed coxless fours - classic line.

I spent four hours in the bank today ... I know,,,, and there wasn't even a hold up! Still I have some new lifecover...

I did notice in the wall upstairs a big red neon "RAID" sign which I've never noticed before. It does set the imagination going when you're waiting around. Do they still say "OK this is a stickup", or "Everybody on the floor... move!" anymore? I didn't like to ask the nice assistant in case she thought I was preparing a script for future use. I wonder what the current "bandit etiquette" is?

[prendrelemick]

The bandits have been welcomed in, given jobs and are now running the banks.

[Paulclem]

So bandit etiquette woud now go something like:

"What can I do for you today Sir?"

I was in there again today - the bank, (I'm not suddenly hooked, I was returning signatures). I asked whether they thought my wife would be suspicious if I suggested her going on the life policy at a later date. I think the answer was an unverbalised:

"Wha' choo talkin' 'bout, fool?"