Wow, I have been sitting here for a while, browsing posting, creating new threads, and I felt that this forum has a lot of funny people...
So does anyone have any good jokes.
Wow, I have been sitting here for a while, browsing posting, creating new threads, and I felt that this forum has a lot of funny people...
So does anyone have any good jokes.
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Stanislaw Lem
1921 - 2006, Rest In Peace.
"Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible"
i read the WORST joke in a physics exam. don't suppose u want bad ones?
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
(Mark Twain)
lol Faye, the joke being "you passed"?
I have a plan: attack!
LOL. actually, i've never failed.(touch wood)
it went something along the lines of
'u're travelling north down the freeway at 100km/hr when u crash head-first into an oncoming truck. (numbers and masses were given but i can't remember) ur life flashes before ur eyes. naturally, u think of physics.' it's so lame i actually laughed!
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
(Mark Twain)
That wasn't too bad. I have heard worse...
For example some chem jokes.
A Neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a drink, and then asks the price of the beverage. The bartender then repliess " for you sir, no charge".
Or
Two atoms run into eachother while walking, one falls. The other asks if the fallen atom is okay and the fallen atom responds that he has lost an electron, the othe atom ask are you sure, and the fallen one responds, yes I am positive.
I think science profs think they are incredibly funny.
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Stanislaw Lem
1921 - 2006, Rest In Peace.
"Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible"
So, job humour:
" How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb most really want to change"
"Man was made for joy and woe;
And when this we rightly know
Through the world we safely go" Blake
lol. i can't believe i laughed! oh-from my grade nine chem teacher: 'the mole. it's not just a dumb furry animal'
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
(Mark Twain)
lol, I love those jokes
*can't think of a joke that would come out okay in English...*
I have a plan: attack!
Favorite psychology joke is actually a true story.
When the Gestapo forced Freus to leave the country because he was jewish they wanted him to write a document that stated that he had been well treated.
Freud wrote (my translation, so it might not be fully correct) : " I can warmly and heartfelt recommend Gestapo. "
"Man was made for joy and woe;
And when this we rightly know
Through the world we safely go" Blake
What do you call a talkative taxi driver?
As I say I i'm only fourteen
I don't Know.
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Stanislaw Lem
1921 - 2006, Rest In Peace.
"Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible"
A talkative taxi driver? Oh yeah, deffinitely in a sarcastic mood.
I have a plan: attack!
Lol that is an odd joke. Sarcasm is fun. I realize that may not be the answer, yet it is still funny.
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Stanislaw Lem
1921 - 2006, Rest In Peace.
"Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible"
*don't know the answer to that as well, a lot sarcastic today*
You like sarcasm? Goody, I'm game
I have a plan: attack!
free-range? Ha Ha Ha that was more of a pun, but oh well.
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Stanislaw Lem
1921 - 2006, Rest In Peace.
"Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible"
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