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    Quote Originally Posted by YesNo View Post
    Another problem with doing that is other readers would think there was something wrong with me which might be the case for all I know.

    You've demonstrated your soundness of mind on many ocassions. Wolf on the other hand....

    I know what Wolf is up to. Its good for everyone to go through such a phase of freedom, iconoclasm, invention. But its just that, a phase. Linger there to long and temporary derangement becomes prolonged disease.

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    Thumbs up

    YesNo said:
    so i
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    flying in the air air air air--long line--air air air air air
    air hi yes it
    wel9923
    my password
    no it aint
    ha you we something
    Wolf responds:

    or do we something?
    Let’s donk the something with yeeeyyyyyeee?
    But it ain't something if we're not flying in the air, since the very air is made out of Zippity-wippity-dong!
    Zwwwwwoooooooooooooop?
    Last edited by WolfLarsen; 01-21-2012 at 04:01 PM. Reason: I lost the sky, but the ground is still made out of earthquakes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mutatis-Mutandi View Post
    Well, thanks for clearing things up.
    You're the funniest person on the entire LitNet! I'd give my left whatchamacallit for your sense of humor.

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    At last something Wolf writes makes sense -
    check out his last post for his reason why he edited his post.

    As for the main post - it's got way beyond tiresome.

    Time to put the spoilt brat to bed
    and let us grown-ups get back to enjoying some poetry.

    H
    Last edited by hillwalker; 01-21-2012 at 04:53 PM. Reason: none in particular

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    I don't think he's a moron or even that erractic, I think just has a Lady Gaga esque 'Look at me!' syndrome, and so posts a lot of **** for attention. Maybe if everyone just ignores him...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WolfLarsen View Post
    YesNo said:


    Wolf responds:

    or do we something?
    Let’s donk the something with yeeeyyyyyeee?
    But it ain't something if we're not flying in the air, since the very air is made out of Zippity-wippity-dong!
    Zwwwwwoooooooooooooop?
    A typical revolutionary. Negation become a fire, devouring all, spreading beyond all bound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AuntShecky View Post
    You're the funniest person on the entire LitNet! I'd give my left whatchamacallit for your sense of humor.
    On the off chance you're being serious, thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mutatis-Mutandi View Post
    WolfLarsen is the only creative writer on LitNet I read regularly, and that's solely because of the hilarious comments/discussions his writing spawns. To be honest, if I'm going to read, I'm not wasting my time on unpublished, anonymous writers. Don't get me wrong, there are some good poets here (I don't bother reading short stories--I learned my lesson not to after slogging my way through a few), but most seem like your run-of-the-mill angsty teen.
    I usually just stick with MarkBastable and Lokasenna, they're safe bets.

    Anyway, why do you guys care about Wolf at all? I've met dozens of kids like him. They wear ironic berets, make videos of meat rotting and call it "groundbreaking" then complain about how no one understands their art (oh, but they will - all of the greatest artists skyrocketed after their death, don't you know? One day, everyone will know the name Sally "douchebag-hipster" McGillicutty!). It annoys me but then I move on.
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    Arrow a speech at the Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ist Convention

    Wolf Larsen gives a speech at the Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ist Convention:

    "Boing - boing - boing! The time has come to run and marauder and sing the Freudian marijuana bongs of Transylvania while we dance the Pa-Ting Ba-Ying Boo-Raw because Ramen noodles! The ancient rituals of Pa-Ting Ba-Ying Boo-Raw will soon be born from Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ism! Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ism is exactly the reason that we are all here today! We are all Zumba-Kadooba-Ratuba! We are all Jumikee-Keerockity-Zurickety! We are all Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop! And that's why I want to shower you all with the flood of my great excitement for this new movement called Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ism!

    Soon everyone in the world will fall to their knees in front of this great wonderful phenomenon called Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ism! We are all the greatest most sweetest blasphemy that Doo-Doo has ever known! Doo-Doo is the very avalanche of pink prophylactics I'm talking about! Doo-Doo is about conquering city parks at night with our ytrFif-gbnkLif-sdptZxc-ist visions because we are all Pa-Ting Ba-Ying Boo-Raw! We are as Pa-Ting Ba-Ying Boo-Raw as the sky is green & purple & raspberry!

    Soon the human race will join us in our ecstasy! Soon the bird droppings will become the very greatness that our illustrious ears could ever imagine! Because Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ism is the very essence of Moon landings, and as you all know Moon landings are the most erotic tarantulas that all the manikins in the storefront windows will ever know!!

    So go forth my friends my colleagues my fellow Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ians and spread the great message of Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-ism!
    Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!
    Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!
    Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!!"

    And the speech ends. The audience reacts by throwing off their clothes and running out into the streets and marching & running & dancing through downtown naked as they chant & sing & scream & shout:
    "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!
    Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!
    Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!"

    Copyright 2012 by Wolf Larsen
    Last edited by WolfLarsen; 01-23-2012 at 07:20 PM. Reason: Oh darn, can't do that ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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    Have you not realised yet that we're bored with your nonsense? Get a life.
    You are embarrassing yourself and this website with your inanities.

    H

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    I still find it funny that he got the name for his new revolutionary manifesto from an idiot criminal who changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mutatis-Mutandi View Post
    I still find it funny that he got the name for his new revolutionary manifesto from an idiot criminal who changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.
    Yeh, it's a hoot. And likely to keep most potentialy new members away. The guy is a loose cannon and if we continue to endorse his self-obsessed ravings this website is doomed. It's in OUR hands.

    H

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    Somebody said:
    The guy is a loose cannon and if we continue to endorse his self-obsessed ravings this website is doomed. It's in OUR hands
    Those are my feelings about cyber bullies exactly. Cyber bullys are bad for websites. Actually, I've received e-mails from people who've left this very site because of certain cyber bullies. Cyber bullies scare new members away.
    Last edited by WolfLarsen; 01-23-2012 at 10:13 PM.
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
    My poetry, plays, novels, & other stuff on Amazon:
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    Quote Originally Posted by hillwalker View Post
    Yeh, it's a hoot. And likely to keep most potentialy new members away. The guy is a loose cannon and if we continue to endorse his self-obsessed ravings this website is doomed. It's in OUR hands.

    H
    I agree. I've decided to stop posting in his threads unless they contain a serious creative effort.

    Wolf, he's not bullying. He's pointing out the obvious. Post more stuff like your longshore-man piece. It wasn't bad. The nonsense stuff contributes nothing to this community.

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    I will write whatever I want to write.
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
    My poetry, plays, novels, & other stuff on Amazon:
    http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=ntt_athr...or=Wolf Larsen

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