Originally Posted by Emil Miller
This brings us back to ...
And don't forget sparkling water. Do you have Talking Rain in the UK? Oh I shouldn't advertise. Any will do.
This brings us back to ...
And don't forget sparkling water. Do you have Talking Rain in the UK? Oh I shouldn't advertise. Any will do.
Last edited by Vonny; 11-06-2011 at 06:36 PM.
It sure does, I drink quite a lot of tea during the day but not usually at night which was when I used to drink beer etc.
I haven't seen (heard ?) Talking Rain in the UK but there are plenty of alternatives.
"L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.
"Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.
Reminded me of one from the book of Ron White.
Tip #297: If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then try to find someone who's life is giving them vodka, and have a party.
Everyone knows what's in room 101.
Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.
"Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"
We need more of these for all the different forms of alcohol. We need a 'tipping vodka bottle' emoticon! We also need a marijuana one, (for those in Amsterdam, of course.)
Last edited by Vonny; 11-06-2011 at 07:35 PM.
haha, I was reminded of that saying as well but I couldn't remember the comedian.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
At a previous job we made a list much like this, the only one I can remember is:
When done playing with your putty put it away lest it get hard.
Perhaps an explanation is in order. We made homemade silly putty and somebody left it out one night and when we came in the next day it was a rock. However, this can be expanded I think it can apply to many things.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Another I just remembered:
Tip #299: Something that is almost infinitely improbable is actually extremely likely to happen almost immediately.
Douglas Adams gets credit for this one.
Everyone knows what's in room 101.
Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.
"Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"
Happiness:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0SbVFxl64A
ay up
Racist? Wow, that's extreme. In fact it's
^...Vonny?
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No
#300 - Laugh at Vonny
Tip 231 Always have a good dog when gathering sheep
Otherwise you risk an apoplectic fit.
You're talking about Nelly! Who loves nothing better than to stare menacingly at sheep all day and, apparently, rolls around in excrement.
J
Goodness, laugh with her, not at her.
Yes, and those are her top tips numbers 1 & 2
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