The Land of Lost Socks, a hell dimension
Why aren't there clumsy adult wild animals, given how many clumsy adult humans we have?
The Land of Lost Socks, a hell dimension
Why aren't there clumsy adult wild animals, given how many clumsy adult humans we have?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because they are usually eaten early in life by a lion or something...
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
They disappear so as to get away from their partner sock (must be rough to be with the partner sock all the time)... and they go to this place behind every dryer... where there are multi-colored socks, of different sizes and fabrics... and everyone dances and makes sock love.
Why do french fries taste so good?
"All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley
"Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires." -William Blake
dang, Bien and Pen beat me to it... how did this happen!?
"All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley
"Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires." -William Blake
Because they have fat and salt and all the things that will kill you.
Because we are faster...
Why have you been gone for so long?
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
I dont know, if they're not addictive then WHY CAN'T I STOP EATING THEMOriginally Posted by PoeticPassions
Do you think that socks have an issue with monogamy, and they really prefer that we 'mix them up' a bit more? (I think we are making headway here)
I think we are making headway... they obviously have an issue with monogamy. Now, how to solve this problem?
Humans take longer to learn to walk and acquire motor skills...
ok I won't pose anymore questions, because there are already a few left unanswered.
"All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley
"Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires." -William Blake
It's only an illusion, you just have been looking for me in all the wrong placesWhy have you been gone for so long?
Why does fresh water save your life, but ocean water speeds your death?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because ocean water contains sharks, barracuda, jellyfish, stingrays, etc.
Why is everything tasty bad for you?
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Because tasty food is sadistic and likes to cause you pain.
Why do little boys pick their nose but older boys pick fights?
Because they're trying to pick the noses of other boys, because they're snotty brats.
Why do squid smell so disgusting?
All that water and no soap.
Why does my cat keep eating my fake Christmas tree?
I like poetry,long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.
Because it has an eating disorder, and it thinks the Christmas tree represents its feelings, and it eats its feelings.
Why don't robots have feelings?
Oh, they do! They can't express them to humans, because humans do nor know what "blorb beep whistle static be-bob ting tang" means. Don't ask me, I'm only human!
Why do funerals cost so dang much?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Because it's easy to make people feel guilty for "skimping" on the dear departed.
Why do 24 hour stores have locks on the doors?
I like poetry,long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.
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