Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[jocky]

A poor excuse of a Shakespearian sonnet for the xmas play.

Ahem! :

The wind doth blast up in the north
where yon Scot sits all of a quiver.
The Yuletide play draws quickly forth
shouldst he throw himself into the river.
Quills are sharp and the wits are keen
forsooth he must anon hie hence
O'er the festive days he must not be seen
and must o'erleap the snow clad fence.
The wits do gnaw and worry at his bones
and yon sands of time they do ship faster
Winter storms doth drowneth out his groans
of his own self he is no longer master.

Alas poor Jocky accepts his sure fate
to end up like Feste outside the gate.

[prendrelemick]

Merry Christmas Jocky

[LostPrincess13]

Enjoy the boo-ooze gentlemen! Happy Halloween!

[soundofmusic]

Oh my, I see I have been replaced by a beautiful young princess...Men. I had just come by to see if I was missed

[jocky]

Oh my, I see I have been replaced by a beautiful young princess...Men. I had just come by to see if I was missed

It goes without saying, welcome back Soundo.

[Paulclem]

Oh my, I see I have been replaced by a beautiful young princess...Men. I had just come by to see if I was missed

Of course you were missed. We were all concerned.

You're just in time to see the germination of the Blokes Xmas anthology which has been startedalready by the looks of things.

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

Enjoy the boo-ooze gentlemen! Happy Halloween!

Oh my, I see I have been replaced by a beautiful young princess...Men. I had just come by to see if I was missed

Welcome back...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYFwkpNQbxU

Is Tom Hicks still the owner of the Rangers?

Were you given a proper welcome?
Parker will fix you up with something to ease your pain.

A poor excuse of a Shakespearian sonnet for the xmas play.

Ahem! :

The wind doth blast up in the north
where yon Scot sits all of a quiver.
The Yuletide play draws quickly forth
shouldst he throw himself into the river.
Quills are sharp and the wits are keen
forsooth he must anon hie hence
O'er the festive days he must not be seen
and must o'erleap the snow clad fence.
The wits do gnaw and worry at his bones
and yon sands of time they do ship faster
Winter storms doth drowneth out his groans
of his own self he is no longer master.

Alas poor Jocky accepts his sure fate
to end up like Feste outside the gate.

I'm speechless. That's brilliant. That overrated bard from Tuscany couldn't hold a candle up to you.

Here's what we have so far leading up to Jocky's gem above:

Yes there are two sheds you can go buy
But in the long run
It still pays to get a third one on …PC

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Thieving dogs
Prince Charles' Jack Russels
Satanic Sheds - Led Zeppellin's original name
A case of Highland envy - shedwise
An annoying neighbour
Mystical levitating albums
A proposal for this year's Blokes Thread Play
Sounds drinking habits/ potato cheese dishes/ the trouble with chianti/ a welcome/ a request for an illicit substance's recipe/ the Miami demographic/ careers advice
Testicle Tape - Ill never forget
A telling off/ un-PC ness/ a realisation
Specualtion about a relocation/ praise for the qualities of wives
A tip for using Testicle tape...PC
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If you can't sleep, you can try,
The curmudgeon's lullaby,
Thats gin and orange and whisky rye,
Soon golden slumbers close your eye.

And golden dreams can then begin,
Of you and Steffi, and her twin?
And Parker comes and tucks you in,
And wipes the gin from off your chin,… P

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There was a farmer who drank horlicks
who kept measuring his prized rams b......s
Till his missus said to he
you are not seeing to me
but Old Seth the farm hand makes me rollicks. Boom Boom… J

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Is that old Brummie weather-lore?

When gulls do croi above the green,
A frost will next be seen.

When they return unto the cowst,
Cast your clout or yow will rowst….P

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The dangers of following the Rangers
Cannot be known by strangers.
Your hair you'll pull out
At the Umpire's shout
You'll boo and you'll hiss
At a swing and a miss
you'll shout and cheer
And drink too much beer
And your hopes, they be fecund
Then you finish second.

Tis the basest of ball
That has you in thrall.
A game that so confounds us,
I think I'll stick to Rounders. ……….P

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[prendrelemick]

Oh my, I see I have been replaced by a beautiful young princess...Men. I had just come by to see if I was missed

And you are...?


Only kidding, we've missed your wit, your insight, and your fragrant presence.

Welcome back...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYFwkpNQbxU




Were you given a proper welcome?
Parker will fix you up with something to ease your pain.




I'm speechless. That's brilliant. That overrated bard from Tuscany couldn't hold a candle up to you.

Here's what we have so far leading up to Jocky's gem above:

Yes there are two sheds you can go buy
But in the long run
It still pays to get a third one on …PC

------

Thieving dogs
Prince Charles' Jack Russels
Satanic Sheds - Led Zeppellin's original name
A case of Highland envy - shedwise
An annoying neighbour
Mystical levitating albums
A proposal for this year's Blokes Thread Play
Sounds drinking habits/ potato cheese dishes/ the trouble with chianti/ a welcome/ a request for an illicit substance's recipe/ the Miami demographic/ careers advice
Testicle Tape - Ill never forget
A telling off/ un-PC ness/ a realisation
Specualtion about a relocation/ praise for the qualities of wives
A tip for using Testicle tape...PC
------
If you can't sleep, you can try,
The curmudgeon's lullaby,
Thats gin and orange and whisky rye,
Soon golden slumbers close your eye.

And golden dreams can then begin,
Of you and Steffi, and her twin?
And Parker comes and tucks you in,
And wipes the gin from off your chin,… P

----

There was a farmer who drank horlicks
who kept measuring his prized rams b......s
Till his missus said to he
you are not seeing to me
but Old Seth the farm hand makes me rollicks. Boom Boom… J

-----

Is that old Brummie weather-lore?

When gulls do croi above the green,
A frost will next be seen.

When they return unto the cowst,
Cast your clout or yow will rowst….P

-------

The dangers of following the Rangers
Cannot be known by strangers.
Your hair you'll pull out
At the Umpire's shout
You'll boo and you'll hiss
At a swing and a miss
you'll shout and cheer
And drink too much beer
And your hopes, they be fecund
Then you finish second.

Tis the basest of ball
That has you in thrall.
A game that so confounds us,
I think I'll stick to Rounders. ……….P

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Hmm.. please feel free to to cut, edit or generally improve anything of mine in there.

[jocky]

Were you given a proper welcome?
Parker will fix you up with something to ease your pain.






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Welcome aboard Abookinthebath, we can't keep calling you that , I will end up with repetitive strain syndrome on my typing finger. A word of friendly advice, when you enter the Cold Ale Lounge keep your paws off the Doritos and the bottle of Glenmorangie on the shelf next to the dartboard, they are mine.

Gilliatt once you have touched up Mick's parts we are on our way to Broadway, or should that be Broadmoor ? :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1ZYhVpdXbQ

[Abookinthebath]

Welcome aboard Abookinthebath, we can't keep calling you that , I will end up with repetitive strain syndrome on my typing finger. A word of friendly advice, when you enter the Cold Ale Lounge keep your paws off the Doritos and the bottle of Glenmorangie on the shelf next to the dartboard, they are mine.

Cheers Jocky. Bath will do, should avoid the RSI! Yes, I will give the whisky a wide berth (well, until all the beer is gone, in any case!).

[Big Dante]

Cheers Jocky. Bath will do, should avoid the RSI! Yes, I will give the whisky a wide berth (well, until all the beer is gone, in any case!).

Need to spice things up a bit. Bath may not cut it. Possibly The Bath Lord? Or the common add a 'y' rule when making a nickname. Bathy.

[MarkBastable]

'Tub'? Or, better yet, 'Tubbs'?

[prendrelemick]

Or initally, A bit B

[RobinHood3000]

Still don't drink, but I'll raise a glass of cranberry juice to everyone anyways. =)

[Big Dante]

'Tub'? Or, better yet, 'Tubbs'?

Tubbs it is.