Ha, ha - I spot irony!Originally Posted by MarkBastable
Running around after the wife, the neighbour, work evil, the father-in-law, your two friends, dad; brother, sister, cat, gardening equipment and sausages only means that get you tired, please nobody and get further away from your true wisdom and inner peace. Don't do it! Just don't. Drink coffee and think sod it.
Tip 164 - When you are on the bus make sure you take everything with you.
Oh my god, I left a bag of shopping today with a pizza and a block of mature cheese in it - I can't believe it, £5+ down the drain, adhere to the tip or be sorry!
165 - Soluble Fibre
Very important this - shouldn't be underestimated
Tip 166: If you are going on someone's boat and you can't swim, don't get drunk. And wear a bloody lifejacket, you damn fool!
Last edited by Silas Thorne; 09-29-2011 at 06:10 PM.
Tip 167: There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
(I stole this one because it made me smile!)
Before sunlight can shine through a window, the blinds must be raised - American Proverb
Yeah, fishing. What's that all about? I mean, for God's sake, either get yourself a shed or tell her to record Downton friggin' Abbey and watch it while you're at work.
Last edited by MarkBastable; 09-29-2011 at 07:12 PM.
Tip 168 - Always listen to the lab instructor no matter how boring (s)he is, because while you might feel invulnerable in your stupid little white coat, you really could get sick or injured if you decide to play Kirby on your DSi instead of paying attention to instructions.
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"Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal."
-Pi
Tip 169: Eat porridge and cook your porridge in water first and add milk after. It cooks better.
Sterp away from those salt and sugar laden cereals! What sustains us can also kill us in the long run. I'm a sucker for Frosties myself... but I had porridge today, and yesterday, and the day before that ..... I'm a regular bloke.
I've had porridge for breakfast for the last 5 years.
Yes! you too could have a body like mine - eat porridge!
(is there a 'd' in porrige?)
Tip 170. Never regret what have happened nor decisions u have made .... Just move on!
"He is asleep. Though his mettle was sorely tried,
He lived, and when he lost his angel, died.
It happened calmly, on its own,
The way the night comes when day is done."
Tip 171: Sometimes, when you feel really stressed at work, take a moment and make a paper airplane, and shoot it across to a colleague. Then proceed to have an office competition of whose plane will fly farthest.
Last edited by PoeticPassions; 09-30-2011 at 09:20 AM.
"All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley
"Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires." -William Blake
Tip 172: Eat chocolate, without guilt.
"All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley
"Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires." -William Blake
I think it looks right with a d, but I get the feeling I'm wrong.
I, too, have long eaten porrige. You too could have a mind like mine! - eat porridge/ porrige.
Last edited by Paulclem; 09-30-2011 at 03:30 PM.
173 - Eat Muesli with Fresh Fruit
(Bacon and Eggs is nice too)
174- If someone looks like they are about to go for you, hit them first.
Last edited by Silas Thorne; 09-30-2011 at 07:20 PM.
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