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    Quote Originally Posted by Shalot View Post
    Again, I'm not a bloke
    I believed you the first time but now I am beginning to think that you are not too sure. So what do you think of this one ?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1zsRRt1FWE

    Continuing on the Irish theme how about this ?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYYbK2sDaJ4
    Last edited by jocky; 09-18-2011 at 09:15 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkBastable View Post
    I have no idea what's being discussed here. Has there been some sort of televised drinking contest?
    Don't be silly, nobody beats Australia at drinking games.

    Rugby.
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    Glorious Albion has once more stretched her mighty arm to the ruin and confusion of her less fortunate opponents, and beaten Georgia

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkBastable View Post
    I have no idea what's being discussed here. Has there been some sort of televised drinking contest?
    You or me either one, Mark; but I am sure the blokes have been up to no good without one of us keeping an eye on them. As for me, it is a very sad story, a lightening storm hit a tree and took out, in one lick, my phone and computer lines....I have been lost. I have been talking everyday with wonderfully articulate and polite people who tell me how sorry they are for my loss and even sorrier for their impotence...Now the average American is very happy when he can talk to another American about his technical problems; me, I don't care what nationality or religion they are, just send me someone who can fix my phone. I would have tipped Osama if he could give me phone service Well, today, an adorable little fellow with big blue eyes, long eyelashes and a beer belly...he would have gotten on great with all of us, I'm sure, fixed my stuff and I fell in love...he even gave me his phone number

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    You or me either one, Mark; but I am sure the blokes have been up to no good without one of us keeping an eye on them. As for me, it is a very sad story, a lightening storm hit a tree and took out, in one lick, my phone and computer lines....I have been lost. I have been talking everyday with wonderfully articulate and polite people who tell me how sorry they are for my loss and even sorrier for their impotence...Now the average American is very happy when he can talk to another American about his technical problems; me, I don't care what nationality or religion they are, just send me someone who can fix my phone. I would have tipped Osama if he could give me phone service Well, today, an adorable little fellow with big blue eyes, long eyelashes and a beer belly...he would have gotten on great with all of us, I'm sure, fixed my stuff and I fell in love...he even gave me his phone number
    Ib was beginning to think we hadn't seen you for a while. Glad to have you back.

    Tis the season for the Rugby world cup, which I am not catching much due to the screening in the UK in the morning, and the tyranny of the remote control - i get it late when everyone's in bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    Ib was beginning to think we hadn't seen you for a while. Glad to have you back.

    Tis the season for the Rugby world cup, which I am not catching much due to the screening in the UK in the morning, and the tyranny of the remote control - i get it late when everyone's in bed.
    Thank you Paul, I missed you guys too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    Thank you Paul, I missed you guys too.
    By the way - I meant to post that the US had beaten Russia in the Rugby World Cup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Glorious Albion has once more stretched her mighty arm to the ruin and confusion of her less fortunate opponents, and beaten Georgia
    Yes, another mighty win against mighty opponents!

    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    I have been lost.
    but now you're found again!

    Yay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    Tis the season for the Rugby world cup, which I am not catching much due to the screening in the UK in the morning, and the tyranny of the remote control - i get it late when everyone's in bed.
    You need to man up and take ownership of those things rightfully the domain of men.

    At least you won't miss much [of England] in the knockout stages.

    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    You need to man up and take ownership of those things rightfully the domain of men.

    At least you won't miss much [of England] in the knockout stages.



    Yes I must man up... I will...definately...

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    Thank you Paul, I missed you guys too.
    Since no one is talking to me due to my latest inexcusable faux pas I might as well entertain the ladies. Mrs Jocky enjoys this but I am not so keen on it myself, for obvious reasons.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pu0Fn1oRN4
    Last edited by jocky; 09-20-2011 at 09:12 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Glorious Albion...
    I have no clue who that is, but what a great character name.
    She'll make a great addition to the caste for this year's play.


    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    Thank you Paul, I missed you guys too.
    Welcome back, we missed you!
    How goes it with you and "eyelashes"?

    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    Since no one is talking to me due to my latest inexcusable faux pas I might as well entertain the ladies. Mrs Jocky enjoys this but I am not so keen on it myself, for obvious reasons.
    Jocky, if you like, you're more than welcome to hang out with me and the Baller Girls...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLpS4Phe0Wc

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    Since no one is talking to me due to my latest inexcusable faux pas I might as well entertain the ladies. Mrs Jocky enjoys this but I am not so keen on it myself, for obvious reasons.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pu0Fn1oRN4
    I'll see you down the club and we'll have a dram or two - if Mrs Jocky/Paulclem will allow.

    Mick and the Atheist are watching the rugby re-runs in the TV room, and Mark, Gilliatt and sounds are joining us later.

    I don't know where the Doc has got to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    I believed you the first time but now I am beginning to think that you are not too sure. So what do you think of this one ?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1zsRRt1FWE

    Continuing on the Irish theme how about this ?
    I like the way that bloke plays the guitar, sorry, I got stuck staring at those powerful thighs and forgot to listen to him singing....the only men in our country who have that nice of hair and thighs are wearing dresses.

    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    By the way - I meant to post that the US had beaten Russia in the Rugby World Cup.
    Thank you, Paul, I take full credit for that.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Yes, another mighty win against mighty opponents!

    but now you're found again!

    Yay.

    You need to man up and take ownership of those things rightfully the domain of men.

    At least you won't miss much [of England] in the knockout stages.

    Thank you, Atheist, how goes the moving?

    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    Since no one is talking to me due to my latest inexcusable faux pas I might as well entertain the ladies. Mrs Jocky enjoys this but I am not so keen on it myself, for obvious reasons.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pu0Fn1oRN4
    Did I miss a Jocky faux pas, darn...Well, thank you for the entertainment, I don't think I've ever seen Annie and Aretha together.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    I have no clue who that is, but what a great character name.
    She'll make a great addition to the caste for this year's play.




    Welcome back, we missed you!
    How goes it with you and "eyelashes"?



    Jocky, if you like, you're more than welcome to hang out with me and the Baller Girls...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLpS4Phe0Wc

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    Thank you, Gilliatt, ah, sadly, eyelashes is gone for good I'm afraid. I looked at the card he gave me and realized it only has a first name; so I can't even stalk him properly

    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    I'll see you down the club and we'll have a dram or two - if Mrs Jocky/Paulclem will allow.

    Mick and the Atheist are watching the rugby re-runs in the TV room, and Mark, Gilliatt and sounds are joining us later.

    I don't know where the Doc has got to.
    Where have you been Paul, me and Mrs Paul have already given the chippendales most of our change and are short on beer money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    I'll see you down the club and we'll have a dram or two - if Mrs Jocky/Paulclem will allow.

    Mick and the Atheist are watching the rugby re-runs in the TV room, and Mark, Gilliatt and sounds are joining us later.

    I don't know where the Doc has got to.

    Paul, would you be so kind as to read to us while we drink?...








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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10

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    My pleasure

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