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    Deep in the Bible,
    a maggot in filth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G L Wilson View Post
    Deep in the Bible,
    a maggot in filth.
    spewing filth...you!
    Will lead you nowhere!

    " One in whose head is conceit
    Think not that he will ever listen to truth."

    (Clarke).
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    When asked how World War III would be fought, Einstein replied that he didn't know. But he knew how World War IV would be fought: With sticks and stones.
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    The serpent's is a mind full of lies.

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    Beware, I discern a ''narrow thing in the grass''!!
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    When asked how World War III would be fought, Einstein replied that he didn't know. But he knew how World War IV would be fought: With sticks and stones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mazHur View Post
    Beware, I discern a ''narrow thing in the grass''!!
    Is it a rake or your brain?

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    Quote Originally Posted by G L Wilson View Post
    Is it a rake or your brain?
    When will you grow up, boy,
    To be a Man??
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    Just for a change.....!!







    ATHEIST IN THE WOODS

    An atheist was walking through the woods.

    'What majestic trees!
    'What powerful rivers!
    'What beautiful animals!
    He said to himself.

    Suddenly, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

    He turned to look . . . and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.


    He ran as fast as he could along the path.
    He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing on him ....

    He looked over his shoulder again,
    and the bear was even closer ....

    and then ..... He tripped and fell.

    Rolling over to pick himself up, he found the bear was right on top of him ......
    reaching towards him with its left paw ...
    and raising the right paw to strike ...


    At that instant the Atheist cried out,
    'Oh my God!'

    Time Stopped ...
    The bear froze ......
    The forest was silent ....

    A bright light shone upon the man,
    and a voice came out of the sky ...

    "You deny my existence for all these years,
    you teach others I don't exist
    and even credit creation to cosmic accident .....
    Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?"

    "Am I to count you as a believer?"

    The atheist looked directly into the light ....
    "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now ...
    but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"

    ... a pause ...
    "Very well," said the voice ...


    The light went out.
    The sounds of the forest resumed ...

    And the bear dropped his right arm ....
    brought both paws together ....
    bowed his head & spoke ...





    "Lord, bless this food,
    which I am about to receive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mazHur View Post
    When will you grow up, boy,
    To be a Man??
    To be called a boy is the gravest insult in my culture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G L Wilson View Post
    To be called a boy is the gravest insult in my culture.
    In English literature it is not.
    Take it that way, mister!!
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    He Fooled Himself

    “Be sure your sins will find you out.”the Bible

    The story is told of a young actor who was trying to impress an important movie director. The actor wanted to send an expensive gift, but he didn't have the money, but he had an idea. If he could find a valuable vase which was already broken and get it at a very small cost, then he could mail it to the director. He would think it had gotten broken in the mail and would be impressed anyway.

    So this actor went to an exclusive store and found a vase that had been broken into many pieces. It was just going to be thrown out, so he was able to get it at a very small cost. He told them to wrap it up and send it and gave them the address. He waited to hear from the director, but heard nothing for several days. Finally he sent a telegram: "Did vase arrive?" Shortly he received this response: "Vase arrived. But why was each piece wrapped separately?"2

    As Abraham Lincoln said, “You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.”

    But with God we can never fool him any of the time. “Be sure your sins will find you out”—mine too!

    Suggested prayer: "Dear God, deliver me from the sin of denial and trying to fool myself into justifying whatever wrong I want and choose to do—let alone trying to fool you. Thank you for hearing and answering my prayer. Gratefully in Jesus’ name, amen.”

    1. Numbers 32:23 (KJV).
    2. From Alan Smith’s Thought for the Day, http://www.tftd-online.com.
    by Richard (Dick) Innes
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    Quote Originally Posted by mazHur View Post
    In English literature it is not.
    Take it that way, mister!!
    Has sodomy always been big where you are?

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    Quote Originally Posted by G L Wilson View Post
    Has sodomy always been big where you are?
    Sodomy is universal...prehistoric.
    Even wine is prohibited here by law, not to talk of ''higher fun', sodomy!

    IF sodomy was fair
    eating through the intestinal abyss
    would have been allowed.
    But God wished it not to be
    yet sinners sin and in their whims
    try to fool God!
    While the God-fearing look at them with awe!
    For this reason alone, it seems
    God created this Universe!!
    Maz
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    When asked how World War III would be fought, Einstein replied that he didn't know. But he knew how World War IV would be fought: With sticks and stones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mazHur View Post
    IF sodomy was fair
    eating through the intestinal abyss
    would have been allowed.
    But God wished it not to be
    yet sinners sin and in their whims
    try to fool God!
    While the God-fearing look at them with awe!
    For this reason alone, it seems
    God created this Universe!!
    Maz
    Then God created the Universe for us to commit sin, is this right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by G L Wilson View Post
    Then God created the Universe for us to commit sin, is this right?
    Read Canterbury Tales by Chaucer for enlightenment.
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    When asked how World War III would be fought, Einstein replied that he didn't know. But he knew how World War IV would be fought: With sticks and stones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mazHur View Post
    Read Canterbury Tales by Chaucer for enlightenment.
    Why don't you just answer the question?

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