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    Quote Originally Posted by Emil Miller View Post
    No it's not revolting, just amusing. For some reason, Imageshack have been deleting selected images, if they go on doing so I will change to another company.
    Hahaha, are you saying that you have a whole host of these stupid pictures of partially nude fat people (of which you seem to have an abundant supply) on an Imageshack account? That you actually spend time finding these pictures and saving them onto your account for... what? Do we even want to know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf View Post
    Hahaha, are you saying that you have a whole host of these stupid pictures of partially nude fat people (of which you seem to have an abundant supply) on an Imageshack account?
    Yep.


    "L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.

    "Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.

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    Tip 66: Hundred-to-one shots come off about fifty per cent of the time.

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    Tip 67: Always keep in mind that work is about working as little, for as much as possible, and not the other way around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emil Miller View Post
    Yep.



    Tip 68: Anyone can be great if they put their mind to it.

    Before sunlight can shine through a window, the blinds must be raised - American Proverb

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    Tip 69: if you want to remain interested in a new bag of dry roasted peanuts, don't sniff them upon the first opening.

    I did ... I did manage to get them down though...

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    Tip 70: Always have sliced loaf in the cupboard to bulk out an inadequate meal.

    A great Yorkshire tradition. You can make a sandwich out of anything - curry, mash, beans... anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Delta40 View Post
    Tip 68: Anyone can be great if they put their mind to it.

    Agreed, but great in which sense of the word ?
    "L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.

    "Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.

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    Tip 71: Don't be afraid to step out of your safety zone

    Before sunlight can shine through a window, the blinds must be raised - American Proverb

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    Tip 70: Always have sliced loaf in the cupboard to bulk out an inadequate meal.

    A great Yorkshire tradition. You can make a sandwich out of anything - curry, mash, beans... anything.
    Good one. I'd ran out of everything the other week and had to give my youngest bread and butter for dinner! "ohh, bread and butter, I love bread and butter sandwiches" she said... Bless.

    Quote Originally Posted by Delta40 View Post
    Tip 71: Don't be afraid to step out of your safety zone

    Good snap and advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neely View Post
    Good one. I'd ran out of everything the other week and had to give my youngest bread and butter for dinner! "ohh, bread and butter, I love bread and butter sandwiches" she said... Bless.
    Aw, she loves Daddy feeding her!

    (wait, I'm not sure if you're called Daddy in England. You don't have "mommy" so I don't know if you have "daddy.")

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vonny View Post
    Aw, she loves Daddy feeding her!

    (wait, I'm not sure if you're called Daddy in England. You don't have "mommy" so I don't know if you have "daddy.")
    Yes Daddy is the normal term that children use in England although there are variants. Mommy seems to be peculiar to the USA but its English equivalent is Mummy. In France it's Papa and Maman and in Germany it's Vatti and Mutti.
    It's not difficult to see the connection.
    "L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.

    "Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.

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    Tip 71: Never play cards with a friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexander III View Post
    Tip 71: Never play cards with a friend
    Well, that's my social life stone-dead then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkBastable View Post
    Well, that's my social life stone-dead then.
    Should have clarified, I meant play cards (for money)

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