Tip 65 - If you are a pilot and see a man in a deck chair floating on balloons - ignore him and let natural selection take its course.
Tip 65 - If you are a pilot and see a man in a deck chair floating on balloons - ignore him and let natural selection take its course.
Originally Posted by Melysnl
Screw that.
Tip 66: Go ahead and eat, carbs are brain food.
Depriving yourself of food makes you stupid.
Hahaha! I hope that this is true, picturing you getting maced by a chick is hilarious (almost but not quite as hilarious as picturing you getting punched in the face for throwing a drink on someone who's cologne was too strong).
Last edited by JuniperWoolf; 09-03-2011 at 08:20 PM.
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"Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal."
-Pi
Tip 65: If you're female, enjoy life and let your man lose himself in your lovely rolls and folds
Before sunlight can shine through a window, the blinds must be raised - American Proverb
Like this?
Last edited by Emil Miller; 09-04-2011 at 10:40 AM.
"L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.
"Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.
403 Forbidden?
So revolting even the internet dares not show it....
No it's not revolting, just amusing. For some reason, Imageshack have been deleting selected images, if they go on doing so I will change to another company.
"L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.
"Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.
More cushion for the pushin - as they say I suppose
This looks like a very bad entry for a caption contest...Like this?
"Doreen hadn't properly thought through her plan for hiding the body..."
"I should only believe in a God that would know how to dance. And when I saw my devil, I found him serious, thorough, profound, solemn: he was the spirit of gravity- through him all things fall. Not by wrath, but by laughter, do we slay. Come, let us slay the spirit of gravity!" - Nietzsche
Russianwives.com - not as honest as it sounds.
They have a sort of random screening process where people can report images as inappropriate, this is to cover them from the liability of being seen as tacitly endorsing the use of their site for the distribution of pornography or illegal images.
"If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia."
- Margaret Atwood
I would be all in favour of deleting pornographic or illegal images but surely there isn't any need to remove the above. I had to work out a way round Imageshack's deletion, something that should have been totally unnecessary.
"L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.
"Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.
Doesn't matter had Sex.Like this?
There's no telling what people find offensive, I once had a picture of a friend in a jacuzzi reported as pornographic (on photobucket though) for no apparent reason.
"If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia."
- Margaret Atwood
No one can be certain of that.
"L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.
"Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.
Fat and Skinny
Went to bed
Fat rolled over
And Skinny was dead
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