Was that the same magazine that had Adolf Hitler as man of the year once?
Godwined.
A quote attributed to Einstein springs to mind:
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity."
"And I'm not sure about the the universe."
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."