Originally Posted by jocky
Doc you are in need of a lift and I have just the thing, if you don't mind the swing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UokNG1hBvzY&feature=fvsr
That's brilliant!!
Nah, that wouldn't work either. I got this fetish for nuns.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine...
What about meditation? You could contemplate your navel ...or whatever comes up...
Guys and gals I have booked your flights to Scotland for my upcoming birthday bash. Pay no heed to the ugly rumours circulating about the parlous state of our air traffic control:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeI154gaWL4
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
Meditation, eh? I'll think about it.
(boom-boom!)
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine...
Watching that link I found this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY8YeLErbEg&NR=1
I'm sure I've seen her before - with Parker...
I heard some real wisdom today, and i thought i'd share it with you guys.
If you let your heart walk away, you might find that your head grows legs and follows it.
Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
I'm beginning to worry about you.
Parker tells me someone ordered a shandy last week....
Hard habit to break.
Alright then!
SBSP is one of the better kids' programs, but that's priceless!
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
Woooo...Party at Jockys...or maybe in Pauls shed...
That's a great idea - party in Paul's sheds for jocky's birthday!
Once the first one's destroyed, we can move onto #2.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
By the way Atheist, that white stuff that has been falling on Wellington is called SNOW, its what we get in Britain anytime between September and June.
Quite amazing - there's been snow in all sorts of places that never usually get it. Wellington's had its biggest snowfall in half a century and there has been snow right up to the winterless north.
Particularly bloody cold; it only got to 9C in Auckland yesterday.
Spring storms always seem to be the coldest.
Back to normal today, although the cold snap has blown all the warm air away, so probably another week before we get those 20-degree days back.
BRRRR! Makes me appreciate the weather we [usually] don't get.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
It is with great regret that I have to inform you all that my birthday bash has been cancelled and you all know who is to blame. Mrs Jocky began by announcing that the shed would need to be cleaned, don't laugh Paul she meant yours as well, and that lace screens would be the order of the day. She went on to discuss pots of tea and barn cakes for Mick and Paul. Then she went on about a sherry for the nice doctor and a warm blanket for Atheist. It got worse :
" Should I hang the Kandinski on the sheddy wall for Mark, and do you think Soundo and Sugar would appreciate my home made non alcaholic soup? As for that Gilliat should I shoot and pluck Bartock as I know them Texans appreciate big birds."
See you in the morning guys.
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
Looks like commiserations are due instead of congratulations.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
Jocky, a little music for your party:It is with great regret that I have to inform you all that my birthday bash has been cancelled and you all know who is to blame. Mrs Jocky began by announcing that the shed would need to be cleaned, don't laugh Paul she meant yours as well, and that lace screens would be the order of the day. She went on to discuss pots of tea and barn cakes for Mick and Paul. Then she went on about a sherry for the nice doctor and a warm blanket for Atheist. It got worse :
" Should I hang the Kandinski on the sheddy wall for Mark, and do you think Soundo and Sugar would appreciate my home made non alcaholic soup? As for that Gilliat should I shoot and pluck Bartock as I know them Texans appreciate big birds."
See you in the morning guys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l31MS...eature=related
I hate the thought of putting ole Bartok down but if you feel you must, I have a 1943 Springfield that'l do the job.
There will be anough squab to feed the tennants at Paul's Ivy League Estates.
Tell Mrs J that Paul's neighbor Fred is happy to do the shed cleanin so you can enjoy the party.
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One of these days Mrs Jocky you will push me to far
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0fT9BHpImI
Last edited by jocky; 08-17-2011 at 03:57 AM.
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