Household Riot

[Delta40]

I'm warning yer
Don't bug me now
or you'll cop one from this mad 'atter
before yer can scratch yer arse.

I'll take me baseball bat
and knock yer for six.
I wanna hear your teeth shatter
with the first swing.

I'll load me Glock
and blow yer f uckin brains out
I wanna see the chunky bits splatter
on the first shot.

You'll feel my fist in your face
when I slam yer against the wall
I wanna stop yer stinking chatter
with the first blow.

Aw shut the hell up
I'll get yer bleeding dinner
and make yer bloody fatter
AFTER I watch Coronation Street!

[Hawkman]

Lololol!

[Delta40]

Sorry. Had to make a statement to ground me after everything that has happened in Beautiful UK.

[Twota]

I like yer poem, funny, specially:

''or you'll cop one from this mad 'atter
before yer can scratch yer arse.''

bwahaha

[MystyrMystyry]

Delta - you have something magical going on inside your head that I wish I had some of, but I can thrive on your poems

[ShadowsCool]

Delta, where is River Mouth by the way? LOL

[ucello]

I think it's written excellent! and it's not so funny, even though it reads as if. UK went through a terrible week. Hopefully only a week.

[hillwalker]

I think it's written excellent! and it's not so funny, even though it reads as if. UK went through a terrible week. Hopefully only a week.

To set the record straight on behalf of Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland - the riots were restricted to England - this was in no way a British or UK-wide problem.

H

[ucello]

Hill you're absolutely right. I AM SORRY. I just wrote UK by habit. Apologies.

[hillwalker]

Hill you're absolutely right. I AM SORRY. I just wrote UK by habit. Apologies.

You are forgiven, my friend. So many make the same assumption in the media, but I couldn't let it pass.

H :-)

[Buh4Bee]

I love this. Very raw and truthful.