Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

[Paulclem]

It is in safe hands with ole Lightning hopkins, I could not think of a better man to look after my mojo. If only I had caught the 3.10 to Yuma I would never have been humiliated at 4.13. This should explain everything:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYRggv-OGSI

Seasick Steve is excellent.

How about catching the next tour by flying Yorkshire Airlines.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm6VC5gdaFA

[jocky]

Seasick Steve is excellent.

How about catching the next tour by flying Yorkshire Airlines.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm6VC5gdaFA

Ryanair could not serve mushy peas of that quality.

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

To Soundo and Suggery this is for you, who says the age of chivalry is gone:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKvB3g3HEPQ

Who said us Jocks are not romantic, apart from Mrs Jocky.

Be careful with that Corries tune, you'll find that I'm an ole romantic too. Sounds nice.
Oh and that Ian Anderson tune you posted a while back is a hit with the missus.

Seasick Steve is excellent.

How about catching the next tour by flying Yorkshire Airlines.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm6VC5gdaFA

Five green laugh'n smilies fer ya !

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[prendrelemick]

Meanwhile, in Scotland...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuPP-2Noy-c&NR=1

[jocky]

Meanwhile, in Scotland...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuPP-2Noy-c&NR=1

I had a feeling you might dig that one out.

Gilliat I am glad your Missus liked the Anderson song she is obviously a lady of great taste.

[prendrelemick]

Seasick Steve is excellent.

How about catching the next tour by flying Yorkshire Airlines.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm6VC5gdaFA

Actually, we're quite proud of being like that.

[The Atheist]

"Wipe thy bluddy feet"

[prendrelemick]

Course every region has something a little bit odd.

[The Atheist]

Course every region has something a little bit odd.

Odd doesn't beging to describe that - what the hell is it? My guess is art that the artist was paid thousands of punds for.

[Paulclem]

Odd doesn't beging to describe that - what the hell is it? My guess is art that the artist was paid thousands of punds for.

The piece is called Non-Handed Piss. It depicts the end of the piss and the technique of the non-handed shake.

[Paulclem]

Actually, we're quite proud of being like that.

We are.

[The Atheist]

The piece is called Non-Handed Piss. It depicts the end of the piss and the technique of the non-handed shake.

I'd be telling him to get his prostate checked very soon!

[Paulclem]

I'd be telling him to get his prostate checked very soon!

If he pays his dues in the club then we can all get a minibus up together come the time.

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

Odd doesn't beging to describe that - what the hell is it? My guess is art that the artist was paid thousands of punds for.

The piece is called Non-Handed Piss. It depicts the end of the piss and the technique of the non-handed shake.

Close Paul, my son tells me it is titled "Voldemort's Non Handed Piss" aka "Voldemort Shakes Dew off Lily" among southerners.



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[soundofmusic]

Well, aren't you a peach? Thanks, dollface.

Anytime

Well, there is nothing wrong with being a strong confident woman. You go Sugardoll!

I'm an insecure woman in a confident womans body; but as no one looks more than skin deep

What's happening? we're knee deep in women! Have you been auditioning pole dancers again Parker?

Did Parker trick us again, I, Mrs J, the two Mrs P's, and Mrs G all received invitations saying that there was going to be a mens wet tea shirt and tighty whitey contest...

Intriguingly specific estimation of depth, that.

Only knee deep? That's not going to be much good.

Obviously it works for Mark, I guess he has more going for him than a cool car.

Mrs Jocky is being difficult again. It all began late on Sunday evening as I walked unsteadily up our front path belting out the Halleluja Chorus from Handel's Messiah. There she was silhouetted in the front doorway in what I can only describe as a warlike
pose.

"Where the hell have you been?"

I have been at Evensong.

"Evensong! You have never seen the inside of a church since the day we got married, you even refused to have our kids Christened."

Aye, but this was different they had a free communion wine tasting.

"If I find out you have been down at the Curmudgeons with that bunch of wasters from the Cold Ale Thread it will be the sofa for you for the forseeable future."

Let me past darling I think I am going to throw up.

I hope you didn't tell her that there are more women on the thread; Mrs J is a force to be dealt with...particularly when she starts quoting shakespeare

We'll have to get a super extra large sofa for the club. At worst case we'll be like Charlie Bucket's grandparents in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.