Apparently my achilles heel is an inability to open curtains correctly.
Apparently my achilles heel is an inability to open curtains correctly.
How to balance a budget. Mrs Jocky show me the books:
" And what books would that might be?"
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
Now I know what's going on. Earnest T just told me there was a coup at the coffee shop. Turns out they were serving instant coffee:Originally Posted by prendrelemick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELvRW...eature=related
Haha. By the way Doc you looked spiffy in that wedding photo.
Who is this Parker?
The wife performed her nightly tucking, the dog fetched my nightcap of Wild Turkey with marjoram and the son played a sonata as the dock ropes were cast off, allowing me to drift into that nether world once again seeking the answer to Parker.
Last night the synaptic currents revealed yet another scene from Parker’s past…
Before the days when Parker had settled in West Midlands spraying Rolls Royce with his Thompson, he was a bar tender in the small scratch of town nestled in the cleavage of the Grand Teet…oops make that Tetons of Wyoming.
Here’s how Parker appeared during those dark ages at the Bloke’s Bar. You’ll notice in my vision that he is called “Will” (Billy Parker), but now he goes by Parker in an effort to forget that part of his past.
Parker makes his appearance at 1:05 to about 4:50 (for those who live an abridged life)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuPNe...eature=related
Hey sodbuster…yeah I’m talking to you Paul. Did you catch the potato picker line?
Aye. you have got it easy you have still got to work for a living and you do not to have Mrs J checking on your hoovering skills and pointig out that your dishwashing qualities leave a lot to be desired.:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC2LYxdupRw
If only
There's the cue to bring back Prendrelemick's classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8CTscW3dpI
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Hahaha. Why does the Parker puppet remind me so much of David Lynch? I love Thunderbirds.
After some diligent research, I am astonished that I never knew Parker existed. This fellow knew, and he does a bang up impression.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exIKi8kfkB8
You talkin' to me? Oh. there's no-one else standing here so I guess it must be me. Yes. Yes I did.
Sodbuster - I've been called many things things, but that has a ring to it.
Yes....m'Lady...
Parker, as always, brings to mind Lady Penelope.
If you've seen the Thunderbirds film using real people, you'll know what I mean.
I think a round of drinks on jocky's bill about now should see Mrs J in apoplexy-land.
So go ahead, be creative - the more expensive, the merrier!
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
Has anyone seen my mojo?
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
Wow! I cant believe I only discovered about this thread now, geez I have missed out.
Anyways will be popping by the club on occasion
Yeah, it's down in Louisiana in a mojo hand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgp74...eature=related
Parker needs to expand the bar. I'll draft up some ideas.
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Does anyone else remember those little black chewy sweets (four for a penny) called mojos?
Meanwhile, I'm sorry but I have to mention the cricket, (again) Stuart Broad had 5 wickets for 0 runs including a hattrick and a dropped catch in 16 balls at one stage yesterday!
Thats quite good, I should add, (for our international members.)
But India are a champion team and still have the upper hand, claiming a wicket late last night. I hope the rumours of them smearing vaseline on their hotspots is untrue!
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I had one of those once but put it in cold storage. You're welcome to that one if you like.
Welcome aboard!
There's always room for one more, and it's not like you can be late or anything - this place never closes.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
Cricket sounds like magic. I wish I could get British TV here.
Yeah - also Fruit Salads. And sherbet dips. And Jamboree Bags. And limeade. And Wanted Posters Bubble Gum.
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