Thank you, Jersea. I swear I'm not a pole dancer.Originally Posted by jersea
Thank you, Jersea. I swear I'm not a pole dancer.
Well that's a relief, some of our older members turn puce at the sight of a shapely ankle. Anything more risque would finish them off.
As ZZ Top wisely said. "It's a planet of women."
To our new lady, the official song for the Cold Ale Thread sang by Atheist himself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy1ueZf1WMQ
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
Ah, you've just explained something for me. Obviously, all Indian people are aspiring Shakespearean actors. Well, all the ones in NZ, anyway.
Only knee deep? That's not going to be much good.
Stolen! That's very good.How many Greeks does it take to customize a software application?
None. They all go for default.
There are wedding pictures of me at my first wedding that look quite a lot like that.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
Mrs Jocky is being difficult again. It all began late on Sunday evening as I walked unsteadily up our front path belting out the Halleluja Chorus from Handel's Messiah. There she was silhouetted in the front doorway in what I can only describe as a warlike
pose.
"Where the hell have you been?"
I have been at Evensong.
"Evensong! You have never seen the inside of a church since the day we got married, you even refused to have our kids Christened."
Aye, but this was different they had a free communion wine tasting.
"If I find out you have been down at the Curmudgeons with that bunch of wasters from the Cold Ale Thread it will be the sofa for you for the forseeable future."
Let me past darling I think I am going to throw up.
Last edited by jocky; 07-29-2011 at 04:27 PM.
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
We'll have to get a super extra large sofa for the club. At worst case we'll be like Charlie Bucket's grandparents in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Thanks a million. Which one is Parker?
Of all the Youtube videos I've seen today, this one is easily my favorite! The imagery is burned on my retinas like a solar imprint. Kids in the Hall fed them brain candy.
Thanks, Jocky!
Parker runs the Cold Ale Club where we all retire of an evening, or when our Missuses get tired of us and order us out of the house. He can procure you every liquid whim.
You'd better get your order in for your favourite drink with a brief description. If he's in any doubt, then he gets whiskey.
Whiskey is far too cheap and trifling for someone of my stately sophistication. I'll have Merlot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwKLgTUb-EQ
This was Parker in his previous job. He can be formidable, even though he looks a bit rough - as though he's had a few.
Right I am going to my shakkie doon but I will leave our fella Americanos with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UPJ-euBzSM
Now I know politicking is frowned upon in our Shangri La but I am getting slightly concerned about my pension, and the state of the world economy. How do I lobby the Whitehouse? :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JvHroG3u5E
Last edited by jocky; 07-30-2011 at 02:18 AM.
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
Whiskey is far too cheap and trifling for someone of my stately sophistication. I'll have Merlot.
I think he has some of the '84 left in a dark corner of his [strike]dungeon [/strike]cellar.
Crickey Jocky what are you doing up at this hour? I hope you're not sleeping on the couch again.
Aye. you have got it easy you have still got to work for a living and you do not to have Mrs J checking on your hoovering skills and pointig out that your dishwashing qualities leave a lot to be desired.:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC2LYxdupRw
If only
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
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