" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
Or this by these
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL4DSLd3KZU
Ahh, you beat me to it.Originally Posted by jocky
What have we started?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4n0y8vmAfM
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Oh! So it is a flower free for all, in that case:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skU-jBFzXl0
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
Atheist it is becoming apparent our female side is coming through. Don't be surprised if there is a mass desertion to the Coffee Thread. I have made my feelings known to Mrs Jocky in no uncertain terms:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F47BUz5wJc
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
What a video that was. Freddie's mouchtache made it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1hWoB18LwI
By the way Gilliatt, I've missed the last two nights on the Tour. Last night we were at my first voluntary Barn Dance. (We used to do barn dancing at primary school but it was in no way voluntary).
I say voluntary because I voluntarily went there. Mrs Paulclem made sure I was volunteered whenever possible to join in, which has a non-voluntary aspect, but a few shandies kept the dehydration at bay, and there was a nice cool rugby pitch outside to lie on if necessary.
Tonight I missed it because the family were watching the final of The Apprentice. It was 2 to 1, and anyway Mrs Paulclem vetoed my use of the control.
I'll have to catch up tomorrow.
... yeah barn dancing. I couldn't believe it either. Thing is we had a good night. I'm officially middle aged...
Roll on the next one.
Atheist it is becoming apparent our female side is coming through. Don't be surprised if there is a mass desertion to the Coffee Thread. I have made my feelings known to Mrs Jocky in no uncertain terms:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F47BUz5wJc
Ah, Freddie.
You know what? Of all of the dead rock stars, he's the one I miss the most. I've seen 'em all live at one time or another, but a night out with Queen and Freddie Mercury pretty much put all other live shows in permanent shade forever.
Coffee thread? Does that still exist?
Girls - no stanima.
I remember barn dances.
Hay gets itchy.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
You never cease to amaze me. I'd give my left boot to see how they do it in the West Midlands!
Was it something like this? (give it to 2:10 at least)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWma9...eature=related
Or possible this like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHLxs...eature=related
Back to floratunes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir3gAak9LkY
Parker's gonna blow a gasket when he sees what we've done to this place.
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Ok I think we need to calm down and look at this.
Who's that?
Whoever it is, I think that that's too abrupt a transition from flora to fauna, so here's a picture to get us there more smoothly.
Last edited by MarkBastable; 07-18-2011 at 03:04 AM.
Ahh back on track.
That is the lovely Steffi Graff, I think you'll find her hanging on the wall behind the bar.
Sanity has been restored at last by farmer Mick and the man who started it all in the first place Mark Bastable.
If you look very closely at Steffi's breasts with the aid of a damn fine magnifying glass you will clearly see a minute imbalance between the left and right breast. It is well for a chap to notice these details.
" There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "
Ohhh, right. Steffi. I knew I knew her from somewhere. I've had her.
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