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    Don't look Ethel.

    The action news reporter stopped me in the night,
    ‘Jerrybaldy, did you see what happened?'
    'Yeah I did.'
    'PrinceMyshkin was playing violin
    and litnet lit up with the shiney asses
    of one hundred poetic fireflies
    dancing durges in time zones
    as one by one they hit the dark.'
    'Sister Shecky danced with the devil,
    whilst Hill in a white suit
    was all for staying alive.'
    'Completely out of time
    Daffy appeared from nowhere
    with his willy hanging out.'
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    Oh yes they call him the streak....(I said 'don't look Ethel!' but it was too late. She'd already been syntaxed)
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    Boogity Boogity you outdid me

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    heh heh. you put the smile on our faces Jerry!
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    Who is Daffy?

    I suspect Hill would look very dapper indeed in a white suit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by everyadventure View Post
    Who is Daffy?
    I suspect Hill would look very dapper indeed in a white suit.
    Daffy is a fellow litnetter who managed to climb over the asylum wall last year - and has never been seen since. As for me in my John Travolta suit, I thought I'd managed to keep those photographs under wraps after arranging for a court injunction. Drat!

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    I didn't know it was possible to escape! And Jerry, I can't help feeling like I should take offense that I do not feature in your crazy LitNet ode. What does it take to become a fixture around here??

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    Quote Originally Posted by everyadventure View Post
    I didn't know it was possible to escape! And Jerry, I can't help feeling like I should take offense that I do not feature in your crazy LitNet ode. What does it take to become a fixture around here??
    Indefinite swag.

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    ah, the good old days *sigh*

    "But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
    "Oh, yes, I do."
    "In flames and torment?"
    "Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
    "That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said.
    "Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.

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