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    Quote Originally Posted by Neely View Post
    Some Nesbit examples for Gilliatt, be warned...

    The Original Nesbitt:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k7VoFiagfs

    Modern Day Nesbit's on TV:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4YhH...eature=related

    The Nesbit Night Out:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXYd7...eature=related

    That's enough of that!

    Just sitting off my pasta and double helping of cherry pie and ice cream. Currently sipping a cheap French bottled lager; BiereSpeciale - it is anything but. Got a Leffe in the fridge for later though.
    Yes, the whole liberal democratic trash heap in one session. With its self-imposed nemesis about to to make itself felt, the most worthwhile thing is to watch it come down. Apart from that, enjoy the Leffe.
    "L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.

    "Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neely View Post
    Some Nesbit examples for Gilliatt, be warned...

    The Original Nesbitt:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k7VoFiagfs

    Modern Day Nesbit's on TV:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4YhH...eature=related

    The Nesbit Night Out:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXYd7...eature=related

    That's enough of that!

    Just sitting off my pasta and double helping of cherry pie and ice cream. Currently sipping a cheap French bottled lager; BiereSpeciale - it is anything but. Got a Leffe in the fridge for later though.
    Thank you Neely!
    Now I understand.
    Tonight, a pot of golden hominy with faux butter, a hunk of French bread and a bottle of Beck's

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    My neighbour, a very attractive young blond from Poland, made me a superb strawberry and cream cake and asked me to take care of her cat when she visits her relatives in Poland at the end of the month. Now although I don't normally go for sweet foodstuffs, I do go for sweet women and, despite the obvious weight gain, I have already eaten three slices of the cake. The last time she baked me a cake I finished it in record time and suggested to her fiancee ( yes they still do the decent thing in Poland apparently) that were she to produce another, it would not go amiss with me.
    However, the reason for this homily is that the cake has left me with little inclination for cooking and I have, after a suitable interval, settled for some Carlsberg Special Brew and crisps.
    "L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.

    "Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.

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    Oh dear, and it all started so well too - attractive blondes, strawberry cakes and then, bang, Special Brew. You have to be careful drinking that stuff that you don't end up like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KcO0Qa7ZTo&feature=fvst
    (Please note this video is disgusting and some viewers may be offended)

    I've been busy this weekend having gone out for a Mexican/Italian Friday and an Indian yesterday and to a BBQ this afternoon. I've ate too much, drank too much and spent too much, so next week will have to be a lot calmer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neely View Post
    Oh dear, and it all started so well too - attractive blondes, strawberry cakes and then, bang, Special Brew. You have to be careful drinking that stuff that you don't end up like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KcO0Qa7ZTo&feature=fvst
    (Please note this video is disgusting and some viewers may be offended)

    I've been busy this weekend having gone out for a Mexican/Italian Friday and an Indian yesterday and to a BBQ this afternoon. I've ate too much, drank too much and spent too much, so next week will have to be a lot calmer.
    Proof that little boys shouldn't be allowed to drink strong beer.
    Now this over indulgence in food really ought to be curbed if you don't want to end up like this.

    Last edited by Emil Miller; 07-03-2011 at 11:11 AM.
    "L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.

    "Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emil Miller View Post
    My neighbour, a very attractive young blond from Poland, made me a superb strawberry and cream cake...
    Is her name Corina?
    Emil's mind begins to wander after a few of those brews.......

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv09QKB9FrI


    Quote Originally Posted by Neely View Post
    ....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KcO0Qa7ZTo&feature=fvst
    (Please note this video is disgusting and some viewers may be offended)

    I've been busy this weekend having gone out for a Mexican/Italian Friday and an Indian yesterday and to a BBQ this afternoon. I've ate too much, drank too much and spent too much, so next week will have to be a lot calmer.
    Yes, that was disgusting but it may be a foreshadowing of what is to become of Neely following his medley of international cuisine. Don't count on next week being calm, at least not in your gut.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emil Miller View Post
    Proof that little boys shouldn't be allowed to drink strong beer.
    Now this over indulgence in food really ought to be curbed if you don't want to end up like this...
    I suddenly lost my appetite, therefore coffee is all that I am consuming at the moment.


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    Now this over indulgence in food really ought to be curbed if you don't want to end up like this.
    No not at all, I'm in perfect shape, super fit and still good looking with no sign of flab. Someone described me as like a cross between Brad Pitt and Rafael Nadal yesterday. True, that person was me, but it is more or less accurate nevertheless, ish, in a way.

    Yes, that was disgusting but it may be a foreshadowing of what is to become of Neely following his medley of international cuisine. Don't count on next week being calm, at least not in your gut.
    No, no been fairly light eating and drinking today, though I am currently thinking about going to get a box of beers from the shop.

    Is her name Corina?
    Emil's mind begins to wander after a few of those brews.......

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv09QKB9FrI
    Wow. You have to have some money to get one of those.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    Is her name Corina?
    Emil's mind begins to wander after a few of those brews........
    No, her name is Agnieszka, and if I can persuade her to let me take her photo, I will post it on LitNet.
    "L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.

    "Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emil Miller View Post
    No, her name is Agnieszka, and if I can persuade her to let me take her photo, I will post it on LitNet.
    Nice one.

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    Tonight I dined on Quorn vegetarian steak and mushrooms, with a bottle of Chateau Les Graves Lacoste 2009 from my local store. This, in itself, isn't very interesting ( is it ever?) but a notice has gone up in the window of the pub next door, to the effect that they are now offering massages for those suffering from stress. Now, as walking down any main road in London is likely to induce stress in the most docile person, I was wondering whether I should commit myself to the tender administrations of Amanda, who has years of experience, according to the notice, or investigate the matter further.
    "L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.

    "Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.

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    Cheese sandwich and an apple. Its lunchtime here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dinosaurrr View Post
    Cheese sandwich and an apple. Its lunchtime here.
    A cheese sandwich is the best sandwich in the world.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emil Miller View Post
    Tonight I dined on Quorn vegetarian steak and mushrooms, with a bottle of Chateau Les Graves Lacoste 2009 from my local store. This, in itself, isn't very interesting ( is it ever?) but a notice has gone up in the window of the pub next door, to the effect that they are now offering massages for those suffering from stress. Now, as walking down any main road in London is likely to induce stress in the most docile person, I was wondering whether I should commit myself to the tender administrations of Amanda, who has years of experience, according to the notice, or investigate the matter further.
    This is amazing. I know that many pubs are suffering but I've never thought about the possibility of them offering massages to improve the situation. Sounds like a good idea to me as stress is all very common these days. Amanda sounds a charming creature indeed.

    I was once in a pub that had a carpet sale, that was strange at the time too.

    I have been once again enjoying top quality German lager - it is currently on the top of my drinking lists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neely View Post

    This is amazing. I know that many pubs are suffering but I've never thought about the possibility of them offering massages to improve the situation. Sounds like a good idea to me as stress is all very common these days. Amanda sounds a charming creature indeed.

    I was once in a pub that had a carpet sale, that was strange at the time too.

    I have been once again enjoying top quality German lager - it is currently on the top of my drinking lists.
    Yes, this particular pub has tried everything from Sky TV to poker nights, karaoke nights and visiting entertainers such as Wee Willie Harris and even a black Elvis, but massaging must be the last throw of the dice. The English pub is dying out with more and more closures each day and because Wetherspoons is opening more of them, the whole pub scene will eventually be left to the Nesbits. I popped in one for a quick pint whilst shopping yesterday and there was a foul mouthed Nesbit talking the usual rubbish so that everyone could hear it. They are the inevitable consequence of liberal democracy.

    Just now, I'm eating Cheese and Onion crisps and drinking the Carlsberg Special Brew which, as you know, is 'probably the best lager in the world'.
    "L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.

    "Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.

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